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Washington Post Neologism Contest

  
By:  Trout Giggles  •  6 years ago  •  24 comments


Washington Post Neologism Contest
 

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1  author  Trout Giggles    6 years ago

I don't know if we're allowed to post memes as an article, but this cracked me up and I wanted to share. If not allowed, I will delete.

But what new meanings would you give to common or not so common words?

Exercise your brain and or funny bone today

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
1.1  TTGA  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    6 years ago
I don't know if we're allowed to post memes as an article, but this cracked me up and I wanted to share. If not allowed, I will delete.

TG, it's your group.  You can pretty much put anything you want into it.  This one is great.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  TTGA @1.1    6 years ago

Thanks! Apparently it;s ok because Perrie hasn't told me to get rid of it.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.1    5 years ago

I think had it been the meme alone it would be a problem, but you added your own words "New meanings....."

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
2  MrFrost    6 years ago

Probably straying a bit from the meme itself. But one word that gets used far more than it should... Douche... Which in German simply means, "shower". But leave it to us English speakers to completely f-up how it's used. 

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
2.1  Enoch  replied to  MrFrost @2    5 years ago

Three words in German and English translations.

1. Fahrvumpoopen. (Constipation).

2. Das Holtzemvonpoppenaus (Bra).

3. Die Guttentight (Virgin).

Enoch, Singing "Schiller Ode to Joy".

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4  author  Trout Giggles    6 years ago

My personal favorite is flabberghasted

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
4.1  MrFrost  replied to  Trout Giggles @4    6 years ago

Could also be the sound a fart makes when one has a huge ass. 

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
4.1.1  Krishna  replied to  MrFrost @4.1    6 years ago

One question tho'-- why did the Alligator cross the road...???

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
4.1.2  MrFrost  replied to  Krishna @4.1.1    6 years ago

To eat the child riding on it's back... Duh... LOL

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.3  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @4.1.2    6 years ago

Ok....I go to your page to see this kid on the alligator a little better....and get hit with bouncing boobs!

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
4.1.4  MrFrost  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.3    6 years ago

HA! 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
4.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @4    6 years ago

I can so relate. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
5  Perrie Halpern R.A.    6 years ago

Hyperventilate: The need to quickly air out a room after a really bad fart. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @5    6 years ago

Or a car. Thank god for power windows

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
5.1.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1    6 years ago
Or a car. Thank god for power windows

That's when SBD's are the worst! 

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
5.1.2  MrFrost  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1    6 years ago
Thank god for power windows

And power window locks. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
5.1.3  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  MrFrost @5.1.2    6 years ago

And someone has eaten White Castles... nothing is worse than belly bombs. 

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
5.1.4  TTGA  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @5.1.3    6 years ago
And someone has eaten White Castles... nothing is worse than belly bombs.

Never had a White Castle but I've found that McDnald's cheeseburgers will pretty much do the same job (and perhaps even more explosively).

 
 
 
Iamak47
Freshman Silent
6  Iamak47    6 years ago

Destinesia: (n)When you arrive at your planned destination, but completely forget why you are there.

”The only room I don’t experience DESTINESIA is the bathroom”

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
6.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Iamak47 @6    6 years ago

My destinesia is so bad, that, that I walk out the front door and forget where I am. That's called age related destinesia.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
8  Bob Nelson    5 years ago

Great!

Thanks.

 
 

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