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New meanings for old words
I don't know if we're allowed to post memes as an article, but this cracked me up and I wanted to share. If not allowed, I will delete.
But what new meanings would you give to common or not so common words?
Exercise your brain and or funny bone today
TG, it's your group. You can pretty much put anything you want into it. This one is great.
Thanks! Apparently it;s ok because Perrie hasn't told me to get rid of it.
I think had it been the meme alone it would be a problem, but you added your own words "New meanings....."
Probably straying a bit from the meme itself. But one word that gets used far more than it should... Douche... Which in German simply means, "shower". But leave it to us English speakers to completely f-up how it's used.
Three words in German and English translations.
1. Fahrvumpoopen. (Constipation).
2. Das Holtzemvonpoppenaus (Bra).
3. Die Guttentight (Virgin).
Enoch, Singing "Schiller Ode to Joy".
My personal favorite is flabberghasted
Could also be the sound a fart makes when one has a huge ass.
One question tho'-- why did the Alligator cross the road...???
To eat the child riding on it's back... Duh... LOL
Ok....I go to your page to see this kid on the alligator a little better....and get hit with bouncing boobs!
HA!
I can so relate.
Hyperventilate: The need to quickly air out a room after a really bad fart.
Or a car. Thank god for power windows
That's when SBD's are the worst!
Thank god for power windows
And power window locks.
And someone has eaten White Castles... nothing is worse than belly bombs.
Never had a White Castle but I've found that McDnald's cheeseburgers will pretty much do the same job (and perhaps even more explosively).
Destinesia: (n)When you arrive at your planned destination, but completely forget why you are there.
”The only room I don’t experience DESTINESIA is the bathroom”
My destinesia is so bad, that, that I walk out the front door and forget where I am. That's called age related destinesia.
Great!
Thanks.
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I don't know if we're allowed to post memes as an article, but this cracked me up and I wanted to share. If not allowed, I will delete.
But what new meanings would you give to common or not so common words?
Exercise your brain and or funny bone today
TG, it's your group. You can pretty much put anything you want into it. This one is great.
Thanks! Apparently it;s ok because Perrie hasn't told me to get rid of it.
I think had it been the meme alone it would be a problem, but you added your own words "New meanings....."
Probably straying a bit from the meme itself. But one word that gets used far more than it should... Douche... Which in German simply means, "shower". But leave it to us English speakers to completely f-up how it's used.
Three words in German and English translations.
1. Fahrvumpoopen. (Constipation).
2. Das Holtzemvonpoppenaus (Bra).
3. Die Guttentight (Virgin).
Enoch, Singing "Schiller Ode to Joy".
My personal favorite is flabberghasted
Could also be the sound a fart makes when one has a huge ass.
One question tho'-- why did the Alligator cross the road...???
To eat the child riding on it's back... Duh... LOL
Ok....I go to your page to see this kid on the alligator a little better....and get hit with bouncing boobs!
HA!
I can so relate.
Hyperventilate: The need to quickly air out a room after a really bad fart.
Or a car. Thank god for power windows
That's when SBD's are the worst!
And power window locks.
And someone has eaten White Castles... nothing is worse than belly bombs.
Never had a White Castle but I've found that McDnald's cheeseburgers will pretty much do the same job (and perhaps even more explosively).
Destinesia: (n)When you arrive at your planned destination, but completely forget why you are there.
”The only room I don’t experience DESTINESIA is the bathroom”
My destinesia is so bad, that, that I walk out the front door and forget where I am. That's called age related destinesia.
Great!
Thanks.