Washington Post Neologism Contest

  
By:  Trout Giggles  •  5 months ago  •  24 comments

Washington Post Neologism Contest
 

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Trout Giggles
1  author  Trout Giggles    5 months ago

I don't know if we're allowed to post memes as an article, but this cracked me up and I wanted to share. If not allowed, I will delete.

But what new meanings would you give to common or not so common words?

Exercise your brain and or funny bone today

 
 
 
TTGA
1.1  TTGA  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    5 months ago
I don't know if we're allowed to post memes as an article, but this cracked me up and I wanted to share. If not allowed, I will delete.

TG, it's your group.  You can pretty much put anything you want into it.  This one is great.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
1.1.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  TTGA @1.1    5 months ago

Thanks! Apparently it;s ok because Perrie hasn't told me to get rid of it.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
1.1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.1    3 months ago

I think had it been the meme alone it would be a problem, but you added your own words "New meanings....."

 
 
 
MrFrost
2  MrFrost    5 months ago

Probably straying a bit from the meme itself. But one word that gets used far more than it should... Douche... Which in German simply means, "shower". But leave it to us English speakers to completely f-up how it's used. 

 
 
 
Enoch
2.1  Enoch  replied to  MrFrost @2    3 months ago

Three words in German and English translations.

1. Fahrvumpoopen. (Constipation).

2. Das Holtzemvonpoppenaus (Bra).

3. Die Guttentight (Virgin).

Enoch, Singing "Schiller Ode to Joy".

 
 
 
Badfish Hαηd ⊕Ƒ †Hε Ωuεεη
3  Badfish Hαηd ⊕Ƒ †Hε Ωuεεη    5 months ago

Abdicate, i like it!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
4  author  Trout Giggles    5 months ago

My personal favorite is flabberghasted

 
 
 
MrFrost
4.1  MrFrost  replied to  Trout Giggles @4    5 months ago

Could also be the sound a fart makes when one has a huge ass. 

 
 
 
Krishna
4.1.1  Krishna  replied to  MrFrost @4.1    5 months ago

One question tho'-- why did the Alligator cross the road...???

 
 
 
MrFrost
4.1.2  MrFrost  replied to  Krishna @4.1.1    5 months ago

To eat the child riding on it's back... Duh... LOL

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
4.1.3  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @4.1.2    5 months ago

Ok....I go to your page to see this kid on the alligator a little better....and get hit with bouncing boobs!

 
 
 
MrFrost
4.1.4  MrFrost  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.3    5 months ago

HA! 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
4.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @4    5 months ago

I can so relate. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
5  Perrie Halpern R.A.    5 months ago

Hyperventilate: The need to quickly air out a room after a really bad fart. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
5.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @5    5 months ago

Or a car. Thank god for power windows

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
5.1.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1    5 months ago
Or a car. Thank god for power windows

That's when SBD's are the worst! 

 
 
 
MrFrost
5.1.2  MrFrost  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1    5 months ago
Thank god for power windows

And power window locks. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
5.1.3  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  MrFrost @5.1.2    5 months ago

And someone has eaten White Castles... nothing is worse than belly bombs. 

 
 
 
TTGA
5.1.4  TTGA  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @5.1.3    5 months ago
And someone has eaten White Castles... nothing is worse than belly bombs.

Never had a White Castle but I've found that McDnald's cheeseburgers will pretty much do the same job (and perhaps even more explosively).

 
 
 
Iamak47
6  Iamak47    5 months ago

Destinesia: (n)When you arrive at your planned destination, but completely forget why you are there.

”The only room I don’t experience DESTINESIA is the bathroom”

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
6.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Iamak47 @6    5 months ago

My destinesia is so bad, that, that I walk out the front door and forget where I am. That's called age related destinesia.

 
 
 
Badfish Hαηd ⊕Ƒ †Hε Ωuεεη
7  Badfish Hαηd ⊕Ƒ †Hε Ωuεεη    5 months ago

You know what they say, lymphing is pimping!

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
8  Bob Nelson    3 months ago

Great!

Thanks.

 
 
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