Invest in Bullshit!

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  7 months ago  •  25 comments


Invest in Bullshit!
CLNE ferments waste from dairies to produce RNG (renewable natural gas).

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Okay I'm calling bullshit.  Actually I'm calling cow shit  cow shit since it comes from dairies (and it's rather difficult to milk bulls).  Cow poop can be turned into energy.

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If you think it's a good idea to transition to renewable sources of energy, you may like this stock pick:   CLNE (Clean Energy Fuels Corp.)

Many of the eighteen wheelers on the highway now use LNG (liquid natural gas) instead of dirty stinky diesel.  This change reduces emissions butt some of the LNG is produced by fracking (which is NOT environmentally friendly).  CLNE is producing RNG (renewable natural gas) mostly from cow manure.  CLNE was only $5.79/share at 2:10 PM and it closed at $6.28/share.  It's a very affordable stock.  CLNE is a California company so, naturally, conservatives won't invest in it. 

Business Summary

Clean Energy Fuels Corp. is a renewable energy company. The Company is focused on the procurement and distribution of renewable natural gas (RNG) and conventional natural gas, in the form of compressed natural gas (CNG) and liquefied natural gas (LNG), for the United States and Canadian transportation markets. It is focused on developing, owning, and operating dairy and other livestock waste RNG projects and supplying RNG to its customers in the heavy and medium -duty commercial transportation sector. The Company also designs and builds, as well as operates and maintains, public and private vehicle fueling stations in the United States and Canada; sells and services compressors and other equipment used in RNG production and at fueling stations; transports and sells CNG and LNG via virtual natural gas pipelines and interconnects; sells United States federal, state and local government credits (Environmental Credits) it generates by selling RNG as a vehicle fuel. - from Charles Schwab 

 Invest in some good shit - CLNE.


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al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
1  author  al Jizzerror    7 months ago

I know this is a shitty way to make money butt it's good for the planet.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
1.1  Kavika   replied to  al Jizzerror @1    7 months ago
I know this is a shitty way to make money butt it's good for the planet.

Agreed.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    7 months ago

Solves a lot of problems. I lived on a dairy farm for a few years. Lots of money making opportunities

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
1.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.2    7 months ago

When I played Little League baseball, I hit several home runs.  One ball hit the street and bounced into a big pile of manure at the dairy farm behind the school.  No one volunteered to retrieve the ball.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Participates
2  arkpdx    7 months ago

Since it used bull shit it seems that this is an excellent place to dispose of liberal ideas. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  arkpdx @2    7 months ago

Liberals are turning bullshit into energy.

Bullshit is a source of food for conservatives.  Bullshit was the foundation of the Trump administration.

 
 
 
afrayedknot
Freshman Quiet
2.1.1  afrayedknot  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1    7 months ago

“Bullshit was the foundation of the Trump administration.”

Waste is a terrible thing to a mind. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
2.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  afrayedknot @2.1.1    7 months ago

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3  Trout Giggles    7 months ago

If they can do this with bovine waste why not other animal wastes? Think of how much waste has to be cleaned up at a zoo every day

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    7 months ago

the denver zoo makes a shitload of cash selling exotic animal shit to local gardeners.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @3.1    7 months ago

I wouldn't mind some tiger poop spread in my yard. Keep the goddamned deer away from my flowers!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.1    7 months ago

get a 2-3 foot long piece of 1/2 inch metal conduit and go buy some exploding bottle rockets.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
3.1.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @3.1.2    7 months ago

I have a paintball gun.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.4  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @3.1.3    7 months ago

deer with some random polka dots might attract the game wardens...

 
 
 
1stwarrior
Professor Guide
3.1.5  1stwarrior  replied to  devangelical @3.1.4    7 months ago

Those would be called fawns :-)

 
 
 
bccrane
Freshman Silent
3.1.6  bccrane  replied to  devangelical @3.1.2    7 months ago

That doesn't work, the DNR here in Michigan, when we were/are overrun with deer, handed out exploding 12 ga shotgun shells that you would lob over the deer in your field, yeah it worked the first couple times then after that they just ran in a circle then stopped and started eating again.  Farmers started using propane cannons, the deer would start eating next to them as they were going off, without the infliction of pain after or associated with the noise the deer will just ignore it. 

 
 
 
Veronica
Masters Expert
4  Veronica    7 months ago

Renewable energy is the way to go.  If it means converting cow dung, then lets get the shovels.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5  devangelical    7 months ago

an investment that really stinks!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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6  cobaltblue    7 months ago

There are some articles that are a bullshit goldmine! But those rwnjs get all sensitive when we go to their articles.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
6.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @6    7 months ago
rwnjs get all sensitive when we go to their articles.

Yeah.  

They usually delete my comments so I don't bother going to their articles anymore.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
6.1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1    7 months ago
They usually delete my comments so I don't bother going to their articles anymore.

gee, funny you should mention that.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Sophomore Principal
6.1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @6.1.1    7 months ago

Deleter extraordinaire.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
6.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @6.1.2    7 months ago

how many months left?

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Sophomore Principal
6.1.4  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @6.1.3    7 months ago

How many months left in what?

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
7  Hallux    7 months ago

From bullshit baffles brains to cowshit confuses conservatives ... eek, cattle replacement theory!

 
 

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