The Banned Played On
This group is for Newsviners who went down with the shit (but anyone who wants to play can join).
Most of the shit published here is SATIRE.
GOP Candidate Releases Death Threat Political Ad
By: al Jizzerror • 62 Comments • 2 days ago
al Jizzerror last wrote: "..." Of course not. Maybe he should take the heavy machine gun to an elementary school for show-and-tell.
Ted Cruz: Why the School Shooting in Uvalde Texas Was Disastrous
By: al Jizzerror • 32 Comments • 2 weeks ago
al Jizzerror last wrote: "..." That's some gangster ⋅! Ted Cruz could make some bacon with that.
Sean Hannity Falsely Identifies 'Pallets and Pallets' of Baby Formula at the Border Amid Shortage
Via: al Jizzerror • 76 Comments • one month ago
Paula Bartholomew last wrote: Of course he does. That is how he rolls.
The REAL Reason Madison Cawthorn Lost - Republican Kompromat
By: al Jizzerror • 54 Comments • one month ago
al Jizzerror last wrote: I see you didn't mention The Donald. Ivanka gave her daddy lap dances. I wonder if there was any incest? 📽
Invest in Bullshit!
By: al Jizzerror • 25 Comments • one month ago
Drinker of the Wry last wrote: How many months left in what?
Musk will Reinstate Trump on Twitter
By: al Jizzerror • 143 Comments • one month ago
cobaltblue last wrote: "..." Went shopping and the cashier had a beautiful accent. I suspected Russian, but I couldn't be sure. I told her her accent was lovely and...
UNC Defeats Duke 94-81
By: al Jizzerror • 74 Comments • 3 months ago
al Jizzerror last wrote: The ACC has two teams in the final four setting up another UNC-Dook rematch. The two schools are 16 miles from each other butt they're going to...
Dumb & Dumber Heckled Biden's SOTU Address
By: al Jizzerror • 198 Comments • 4 months ago
Paula Bartholomew last wrote: MTG has more chest and back hair.
University of Michigan removes Schlissel as school president
Via: Split Personality • 14 Comments • 5 months ago
al Jizzerror last wrote: "..." "Me too."
Trump's Terrorists - 'Bring Guns. It's Now or Never'
By: al Jizzerror • 9 Comments • 6 months ago
Krishna last wrote: "Deploy [sic] Capitol Police to restrict [their] movement. Anyone going armed needs to be mentally prepared to draw down on LEOs. Let them shoot...