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DeSantis Fired Staffers to Avoid a Sex Scandal

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  10 months ago  •  8 comments


DeSantis Fired Staffers to Avoid a Sex Scandal
Detective Cox said, "I understand that DeSantis was hiding in the closet (as usual).”

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What was the real reason DeSantis fired roughly a dozen staffers?

It was done to avoid a major sex scandal in his campaign.

July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - An anonymous source within the Tallahassee police department has provided new information about the shakeup in the DeSantis campaign staff.

Dixon Cox, a veteran vice detective, said the department was investigating a male escort service that was suspected of participating in underage prostitution. They recorded a call requesting a dozen “boys” for a party at a local hotel. When they raided the party they found about a dozen naked middle age men enjoying an orgy. Apparently, the boys didn’t arrive at the party because their van was involved in an accident.

Detective Cox said, “When we entered the hotel room we discovered naked men, condoms, lube, marijuana, and lots of booze. Since the men were consenting adults, no arrests were made. I understand that DeSantis was hiding in the closet (as usual).”

The DeSantis campaign refused to answer our request for a comment.











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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    10 months ago

512

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3  Trout Giggles    10 months ago

Pot is legal in Floriduh????

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    10 months ago

ron was smoking a different type of joint...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @3.1    10 months ago
ron was smoking a different type of joint...

Rhonda Santis likes to smoke sausages.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    10 months ago
Pot is legal in Floriduh????

From Google - 

Does Florida have legal marijuana dispensaries?
You can only buy medical marijuana in Florida at a state-approved dispensary like Sunnyside or Cannabist. There are more than 555 statewide dispensaries run by 22 licensed companies. You must buy from one of them, or you can be cited by police even if your marijuana is legally prescribed.Apr 18, 2023
 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @3.2    10 months ago

That sounds like a scam. You can only buy from those 2 companies??? I bet you can't grow your own, either. Arkansas has medical MMJ but you can't grow your own, however I don't think anybody has a monopoly on the dispesaries

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.2.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.2.1    10 months ago
That sounds like a scam.

DeSantis opposed medical marijuana butt he changed his position to curry favor with Lev Parnas (to get Trump's endorsement).

Exclusive-Texts tie DeSantis closely to Trump insider Lev Parnas in 2018 race

By Aram Roston , Joseph Tanfani

BOCA RATON, Florida (Reuters) - Ukrainian-American businessman Lev Parnas and his business partner were arrested in 2019, accused by the U.S. government of funneling a Russian oligarch’s money into American political campaigns. One recipient of Parnas’ donations -- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis -- has said he was barely an acquaintance.

“The governor does not have a relationship with these individuals,” DeSantis’ spokesperson at the time, Helen Aguirre Ferré, said in a statement on Oct. 10, 2019. Six days later, DeSantis told reporters that Parnas “was just like any other donor, nothing more than that.”

But DeSantis and Parnas worked more closely together than the Republican governor has disclosed, according to a detailed account of their relationship Parnas provided to Reuters and 63 previously unreported text messages from DeSantis to Parnas between May and October 2018, as DeSantis campaigned for governor. A jury later found Parnas guilty of campaign finance crimes and other charges.

At their first meeting at the hotel, Parnas described himself as “a bit standoffish” with DeSantis because he hoped to launch a cannabis business and considered DeSantis hostile to legalized marijuana. In another meeting several days later, also at Trump’s hotel, DeSantis told him he was not opposed to expanding medical marijuana use in Florida, Parnas said.

 
 

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