Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb (The Onion)
Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb
WASHINGTON—Noting that the resignation of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director marked the ouster of the third top administration official in less than two weeks, a worried populace told reporters Monday that it was unsure how many former Trump staffers it could safely reabsorb.
“Jesus, we can’t just take back these assholes all at once—we need time to process one before we get the next,” said 53-year-old Gregory Birch of Naperville, IL, echoing the concerns of 323 million Americans in also noting that the country was only now truly beginning to reintegrate former national security advisor Michael Flynn.
Source: Onion News Network
“This is just not sustainable. I’d say we can handle maybe one or two more former members of Trump’s inner circle over the remainder of the year, but that’s it. This country has its limits.”
This just in...another one bites the dust:
Gary Cohn resigns as Trump's top economic advisor
Link to discussion on NT
Think about the horde of ex-office-holders this November...
There's getting to be a really large number of them!!!