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Florida news: Top weird news stories from the Sunshine State in 2018

  

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Via:  badfish-hd-h-u  •  8 years ago  •  8 comments

Florida news: Top weird news stories from the Sunshine State in 2018

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2018 was another banner year for Florida Man, as well as Florida Woman and Florida Critters. Here's a look back at those Florida news stories that had people shaking their heads in 2018.

JANUARY

A man in Polk County got the year started off with typical Florida Man style,   calling 911 on New Year's Eve to report himself for driving drunk   . He eventually admitted having several drinks and swallowing meth instead of smoking it.

A fight between two Cape Coral McDonald's employees   showed one employee apparently pulling a gun   .

Golfers in Collier County   witnessed an epic fight between a python and an alligator   .

FEBRUARY

A 68-year-old Florida Woman was arrested at the Fort Myers airport after drunkenly leaving her rental car running at the curb and   explaining that she was "old and pregnant"   .

A Florida mayor was accused of   asking a resident for sex in exchange for getting speed bumps installed   in her neighborhood.

Things got awkward in Cape Coral when a   lingerie-wearing escort and her "protection" showed up at the wrong house at 3 a.m   .

Nudists in Central Florida filed complaints with the post office when a carrier   refused to deliver mail in their nudist community   . The post office sided with their employee.

MARCH

Biologists in Naples were amazed to find   a python attempting to swallow a deer larger than itself   .

A Miami Beach nightclub came under fire for hosting a party featuring an   underwear-clad woman riding a white horse through the crowd   .

A Florida Woman was arrested for DUI in Cape Coral after crashing her car outside a Publix liquor store and   going in to buy more wine   .

APRIL

An Indiana man was arrested at a Florida shell festival for   shooting upskirt videos of unsuspecting women   . Police say many of the incriminating videos began pointed at the suspect's face before being pointed at the victims.

A Florida Woman says   the drugs police found in her purse must have flown in on a windy day   .

MAY

A Miami high school was accused of animal abuse after   allowing a caged tiger at prom   .

Residents of Lake Worth were sent an emergency message warning out power outages   due to "extreme zombie activity."

JUNE

A charter captain spotted an   alligator swimming off a Lee County beach and then walking up the beach.

A nude Cape Coral man was arrested after   dancing and chanting around a fire in his front yard   .

JULY

It took nearly a year for a Southwest Florida deputy to   get fired for "intentionally exposing his scrotum and testicles"   at a Punta Gorda bar.

A man in a blood-covered shirt   managed to get two children to let him in the house by claiming he was being chased. He eventually climbed out a window and the kids called police.

AUGUST

A worker died near Disney World when he   fell into a giant vat of oil.

A Fort Pierce man was arrested after   giving his girlfriend a wet Willie   .

A 'monster' alligator approximately 12 feet long was seen   walking across a Tampa-area golf course   .

SEPTEMBER

A suspect fleeing police in Cape Coral surrendered after   getting stuck in an algae-filled canal   .

Another 12-foot alligator was   captured by trappers in Gulf County   .

A disc golfer in Clearwater was   bitten by an 11-foot alligator   while attempting to retrieve a disc from the water.

Police in Daytona Beach watched as a man threw a woman's bike off a bridge, then   threw a man who tried to intervene into the water as well   .

Beachgoers in the panhandle were shocked to   see a rattlesnake swim out of the surf   onto the beach.

OCTOBER

A Jacksonville convenience store owner was tired of customers   warming up samples of urine in his microwave   .

Nobody was shocked when the man accused of sending bombs to liberals in the mail was a   conspiracy theory-loving white supremacist from South Florida   .

NOVEMBER

Two North Port moms   got in a fight at a school bus stop   , leading one mom to use a shard of mug to slash the other.

A Marion County man was arrested for   having sex with a miniature horse   on multiple occasions.

A Florida man's mugshot went hugely viral when people saw his   enormous neck   .

Two skinny dippers on Sanibel were arrested after   witnesses said they were having sex in broad daylight   .

DECEMBER

A North Port SWAT deputy was placed under investigation after   leaving his vehicle unlocked with a sniper rifle and other equipment inside   . Of course they were stolen.

A Port St. Lucie man   tried to use a bag of marijuana to buy food   at McDonald's.


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Professor Quiet
2  Sunshine    8 years ago

Florida is a party state.

There is a bar every ten feet.

 
 

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