Steve Bunions refuses to cover RNC's TURD NIGHT of Bull Chips!
Category: News & PoliticsBy: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • 4 weeks ago • 5 comments
Friends, Fiends, and Fellow NewsTalkers.communists, it is with a heavy heart, a monstrous load in me stinkin' Depends, that I must inform you'll that that "lying, unreliable scumbag," Stevie Bunions, our star political reporter in Washington, D.C., has refused to cover any more of the Republican National Association's "Deeply Disturbing, Constantly Lying, Name-Calling Convention!
In a fit of anger, Mister Bunion ("Stinky Feet") stomped out of last night's RNC CONVENTION to thunderous roars of cheers, leers, "beer-here," even, shouts of "queers, here," followed up by that deadly "Devil's Eye Curse looks, so, popular in the Evangelical Movement, of late!
It became a standard-bearer, ever since Jerry Falwell, Jr. "cross-dressed his way over to the gay, funny-side of town! Known to our Legion of Un-washed readers, as, "The Lady From Shady Lane."
Sadly, Jerry, Jr.'s wife, decided at the last minute to stay with the POOL BOY.
We are actively soliciting articles, comments, and/or curse words from anyone that may be "marginally literate," who may, or, may not have watched the Turd (3rd) Installment of the RNC'S SHAT SHOW, aptly named: "CARNIVAL OF GOP (Government of Putin) CLOWN CONVENTION!"
Please, send us your thoughts, feelings, prognostications, and donations that we might continue our "good works."
- Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Toe
Grandson of our Flounder & Publisher
Currently Undergoing Electro-Shock Therapy
For Massive Spelling & Grammatical Missteps.
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