Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  8 months ago  •  4 comments

Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver
"President Biden has a big heart, and he truly cares for hurting people," said Psaki.

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WASHINGTON D.C.—During a press conference today, Jen Psaki confirmed that President Biden will soon be visiting Waukesha to comfort the family of the traumatized SUV driver.

"President Biden has a big heart, and he truly cares for hurting people," said Psaki. "He will be visiting Waukesha next week to console the family of Darrell Brooks, as they mourn the arrest of their loved one. Mr. Brooks was clearly the real victim here." 

"That Brooks guy's a good guy, just made a mistake," said Biden to the diaper pail in the corner of his restroom. "He was obviously scared and was running away from white supremacy or something like that. Made a wrong turn and then ran over 70 people while zig-zagging to hit as many as possible. Just slipped up, is all! Happens to the best of us! Come on, man!"

When asked whether Biden would be visiting the families of the victims, Psaki replied that the President has a busy schedule but they are in his thoughts and prayers.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    8 months ago
When asked whether Biden would be visiting the families of the victims, Psaki replied that the President has a busy schedule but they are in his thoughts and prayers.
 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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2  Sean Treacy    8 months ago

Wouldn't be at all surprising from the guy who visited the family of Jacob Blake. 

 
 
 
cjcold
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3  cjcold    8 months ago

Trump actually invited a teenage murderer to Mar-A-Lago.

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  cjcold @3    8 months ago

 
 

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