Pelosi Disappointed We'll Never Get To Find Out What Was In The Build Back Better Bill

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  5 months ago  •  8 comments

Pelosi Disappointed We'll Never Get To Find Out What Was In The Build Back Better Bill
“It’s $2 trillion in spending,” Pelosi told the press. “Who knows what it could have been? Maybe we all got candy. Or ice cream. Or a pony. Or maybe some sort of child tax credit. But since we didn’t pass it, we’ll never know.”

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources, the Build Back Better Bill is pretty much dead now. While this has been a big blow to President Joe Biden’s agenda, one of the most upset politicians is Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, who was very curious to find out what’s in the bill by passing it.

“It’s $2 trillion in spending,” Pelosi told the press. “Who knows what it could have been? Maybe we all got candy. Or ice cream. Or a pony. Or maybe some sort of child tax credit. But since we didn’t pass it, we’ll never know.”

The Build Back Better Bill is thousands of pages long, and with everyone in Congress being very busy and very dumb, no one there was going to read it. But if it had been passed, it would have been handed over to bureaucrats to implement, and then we’d all see what the bill actually did.

“This is why Republicans hold us back,” Pelosi said. “Their lack of curiosity about what's in massive spending bills we never read. And their irrational belief that somehow spending $2 trillion could add to inflation.”

Spending bills are always a mystery until they get passed. No one is even sure how all the pages get added. Many believe it’s elves that appear in the middle of the night and hide billions of dollars in spending among pages and pages of jargon. Others say interns.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    5 months ago

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1.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1    5 months ago

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Lucifer Morningstar
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1.1.2  Lucifer Morningstar  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1    5 months ago

That is really so accurate i’m seriously laughing my ass off.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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1.1.3  XXJefferson51  replied to  GregTx @1.1.1    5 months ago

“You gotta pass the bill to see what’s in it”

Lol@u Nancy! jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
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2  Ronin2    5 months ago
“It’s $2 trillion in spending,” Pelosi told the press. “Who knows what it could have been? Maybe we all got candy. Or ice cream. Or a pony. Or maybe some sort of child tax credit. But since we didn’t pass it, we’ll never know.”

She was really hoping for ice cream (only the most expensive of course)- she needs to restock her freezer in her high end fridge. 

 
 
 
Sparty On
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3  Sparty On    5 months ago

I don't know .... maybe read it?

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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4  XXJefferson51    5 months ago

Ah yes, the wicked witch of the west, the ice cream princess has been defeated.  She earned the result that she got by passing a bill that was as if Joe Manchin and Kristin Sinema and their concerns didn’t even exist.  

 
 

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