Biden Approval Rating Among Libertarians Skyrockets After He Says Federal Solutions Don't Work
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden boldly proclaimed to the nation this week how completely terrible his government is at addressing national crises - and libertarians have responded with a litany of effusive praise.
The president's approval rating immediately shot up once he admitted that federal solutions don't work and either no government or state government responses are more effective.
"Wow, Biden, man - he just gets it," said Alex Donaldson, local libertarian and purveyor of cheap wine. "The federal government, that leviathan of incompetence, trying to address complex medical and ethical issues in a rapidly changing environment? What a joke! I wouldn't trust those fools to make water run downhill. In fact, I don't, I built my own sewer system around my house. Utilities, man, that's how they try to get you."
The sudden pivot to libertarianism marks a significant turnaround for Biden, who up until recently had been under the impression America operated as a medieval monarchy. However, despite the President's brilliant and wise orders, millions of immigrants became engulfed in an unprecedented crisis at the border, inflation reached forty year highs, the supply chain broke in half, Afghanistan was ceded to terrorists in a historic military debacle, and half a million people died of COVID. Being faultless, Biden was left to conclude that the federal government simply doesn't work and should probably be buried on the ocean floor.
At publishing time, Biden was seen driving around with Trump smashing mailboxes in a cathartic effort to crush that federal boondoggle 'USPS' once and for all.
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Time to clue in the "That isn't satire" folks!
Wanna bet that someone will take the article and substitute the word "Trump" for Biden and "conservative" for liberal or libertarian, and then try to pass it off as satire?
Amen!
Exactly!
That is sop for many on the left here!
Nation is having issues, domestic and foreign and this is the best the so called conservative minds can come up with-----satire?
How about this all you faux libertarians? If the peoples government can not help then to whom do we turn? A couple of multi billionaires conveniently waiting in the wings?
Yeah, flag the questions. Always flag the damn questions.
Well, we could always speculate, project, and guess about the endlessly fascinating Helsinki, right?
Sorry. I am not a Putin patsy. Keep on going. Just keep on.
Well, that is reassuring, although in all honesty, I never figured you were.
I was thinking more in charge of a Helsinki tourism agency or something like it.
You do not know what the president relayed to the press at Helsinki with Putin at his side, do you?
Or maybe this. You do not care?
The very idea that there are still Conservatives, Republicans and Libertarians is satirical.
The majority of Libertarians 3 out of the 5 in the US support Biden.
Most who voted for let’s go Brandon now regret that poor choice and wish that Trump were still President.