9/11 Memorial To Be Replaced With 'More Important' Jan 6 Memorial

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  10 comments

9/11 Memorial To Be Replaced With 'More Important' Jan 6 Memorial
The memorial will be a 50-foot-tall bronze statue of Nancy Pelosi's stolen podium.

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NEW YORK, NY—Sources in Washington confirmed today that the National September 11 Memorial will be filled in and replaced with a new January 6 memorial that commemorates the zeroes of people killed on that fateful day. The memorial will be a 50-foot-tall bronze statue of Nancy Pelosi's stolen podium.

"Yes, 9/11 was bad, but it is time to make way for an even worse attack on our nation: that terrible day one year ago when Trump supporters walked through the Capitol building," said the designer of the statue, American artist Laslo Parkinson. "I've designed this statue to give people time to sit and reflect on the podiums that were stolen. The desks that had feet put up on them."

Parkinson then broke down and tried to regain control of his emotions. "The... the barriers that were moved. I'm sorry, I... I can't. Someone else talk."

Nancy Pelosi comforted him and then took over. "As you can see, 1/6 is way worse than what happened on 9/11. It was the worst attack on our democracy since King George III." Pelosi went on to say that similar memorials will be erected all over our country, replacing Civil War memorials and all of the Pearl Harbor monuments and memorials in Hawaii.

The cost of the memorial is not known, but Pelosi assured everyone that "we have to build it to find out how much it costs."


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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JBB
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2  JBB    3 weeks ago

Not funny...

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  JBB @2    3 weeks ago
 
 
 
Ronin2
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2.2  Ronin2  replied to  JBB @2    3 weeks ago

Actually it would be hilarious if the Democrats and their lemmings actually didn't believe that Jan 6 was equal to 9/11 and Pearl Harbor.

The Bee shouldn't be giving Democrats any more stupid ideas on how to waste tax payer money. 

 
 
 
Snuffy
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2.2.1  Snuffy  replied to  Ronin2 @2.2    3 weeks ago

I know this seed is satire, but we're gonna be hearing these lines a lot for the next 10 months.  In all honesty the Democrats really don't have much to crow about in the leadup to the '22 elections so they need to keep pushing this bullshit to keep their base fired up to get out and vote and to keep the donors giving that money.  

Elections are won on kitchen table issues and what's right in front of the American people?  Inflation.  And the party in power always gets the blame for inflation.  Add to that Covid which was promised to be controlled and if Washington doesn't change it's plans there will be a raft of lock-downs coming again.   The Democrats really don't have much to run on so they need to keep Jan 6th political.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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2.3  XXJefferson51  replied to  JBB @2    3 weeks ago

Yes, it is!  

 
 
 
Sunshine
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2.4  Sunshine  replied to  JBB @2    3 weeks ago
Not funny...

It isn't always the intent of satire to be funny.  Many times it is used to ridicule and shame people as when they degrade the lives lost at Pearl Harbor and on 9/11.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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3  Sean Treacy    3 weeks ago

9/11 was bad, but it is time to make way for an even worse attack on our nation

Kamala Harris also claims the detention of Japanese  Americans was bad, but imprisoning the George Floyd rioters for a few hours was the worst miscarriage of justice in the country's history. 

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Sean Treacy @3    3 weeks ago
Kamala Harris also claims the detention of Japanese  Americans was bad, but imprisoning the George Floyd rioters for a few hours was the worst miscarriage of justice in the country's history.

After stupid shit like comparing the Jan 6 protest to Pearl Harbor and 9-11 and the internment of Asian Americans they expect to be taken seriously.  

 
 
 
Jack_TX
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4  Jack_TX    3 weeks ago
The memorial will be a 50-foot-tall bronze statue of Nancy Pelosi's stolen podium.

Ok....that was funny.

 
 

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