Facebook Introduces 'Call In Drone Strike' Button You Can Click On All Russian Profiles | The Babylon Bee
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MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook made waves this week after announcing they would temporarily be lifting their ban on calls to violence as long as the violence is directed towards Russians. Now in an exciting new update, Facebook will allow users to directly commit actual violence against Russian people with a new "call in drone strike" button.
"As leaders in the tech industry, it's very important to use our vast and terrifying power to connect people, disseminate trustworthy information, and sometimes kill people we think need to be killed," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg. "Since our entire culture decided overnight it's ok to hate Russian people now, we want our users to be able to join in that hatred together. That's why we're proud to add this cool new 'drone strike' button!"
Clicking on the "call in drone strike" button will immediately signal one of Facebook's 10,000 brand-new predator drones to track down and blow up the Russian of your choice. Users with successful kills will receive a special edition Ukraine flag icon to display on their profile.
Facebook has said they will keep the changes in place until the next international hysteria gives everyone a new group of people to hate.
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I know it's satire but enough is enough!
While I despise the Russian government, I have no ill will towards the people of Russia and many do not support the war. Their internet is censored by the fascist dictator of Russia and they are losing contact with the truth. Blanket calls for violence against these people is disturbing. Twitter and Facebook have allowed for calls for violence and hate for citizens simply because they are captive in a country led by Putin. Hard to claim moral higher ground when you allow such animosity to thrive on your social media sites.
Those who think it's ok to call for violence against citizens for Russia who don't support the war are savages. This is immoral and wrong. It is as wrong as the Fascist government's invasion of Ukraine.
Some of the calls from the 18 year old kids to their mothers explaining they were lied to and are now in a war are really sad.
We should continue to be civilized.
Of course it is bad taste to wish ill on other humans.
Russian swine murdering children and old folks? No.