Kamala Builds Border Wall Around White House To Stop Staffers From Escaping

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 months ago  •  5 comments

By:   Grima Wormtongue

Kamala Builds Border Wall Around White House To Stop Staffers From Escaping
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As Kamala Harris staffers continue to leave the White House in droves, citing a toxic work environment and the sounds of incessant cackling echoing through the halls, the White House has remedied the issue by constructing a 12-foot border fence around the property. 'It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that ...

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Kamala Harris staffers continue to leave the White House in droves, citing a toxic work environment and the sounds of incessant cackling echoing through the halls, the White House has remedied the issue by constructing a 12-foot border fence around the property.

"It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day," said Kamala Harris as construction crews drove hundreds of massive steel posts into the ground. "I need a staff to do things that I want. I am a big Vice President, I am a powerful Vice President. But that staff keeps running away from me and not doing things that I want. Basically, that's bad."

The Vice President then threw her head back and cackled loudly for several minutes.

Staffers will only be allowed to leave to conduct official business, pick up catering, or purchase fresh adult diapers for the President. Kamala assured her staff that the fence will come down as soon as her time in the White House has expired.

"You will all be free someday," she said to her staff. "I encourage you to reflect on the significance of the passage of time. When a significant amount of time passes, you will be allowed to go."

At time of publishing, Harris was seen at the Southern border desperately looking for any migrants who might be willing to work for her.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 months ago

Howdy y’all!

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magicschoolbusdropout
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1.1  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  GregTx @1    3 months ago

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........................ LATER .................... MUCH LATER !

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Moose Knuckle
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2  Moose Knuckle    3 months ago

They ought to build a wall around her mouth so words can't escape.

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Moose Knuckle @2    3 months ago

A ball gag would be so much cheaper…

 
 
 
gooseisback
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2.2  gooseisback  replied to  Moose Knuckle @2    3 months ago
They ought to build a wall around her mouth so words can't escape.

It's like you took all the words in her entire vocabulary and tossed them into a clothes dryer, then she randomly pulls them out and says them.

 
 

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