'Where Did People Get The Idea It Was OK To Attack Supreme Court Justices?' Asks Chuck Schumer Wearing Big Foam Finger Reading 'KILL KILL KILL'

  

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'Where Did People Get The Idea It Was OK To Attack Supreme Court Justices?' Asks Chuck Schumer Wearing Big Foam Finger Reading 'KILL KILL KILL'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wearing a huge foam finger saying 'KILL KILL KILL', Senator Chuck Schumer questioned today how someone could have possibly gotten the idea that violence against judges was acceptable.'Boy, I just can't fathom where people would get such a notion,' said Schumer as he prepared to burn Kavanaugh in effigy. &q ...

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Wearing a huge foam finger saying 'KILL KILL KILL', Senator Chuck Schumer questioned today how someone could have possibly gotten the idea that violence against judges was acceptable.

"Boy, I just can't fathom where people would get such a notion," said Schumer as he prepared to burn Kavanaugh in effigy. "Really, it's a shock. This is my shocked face," continued Schumer, using his giant foam finger to point protesters towards Justice Barrett's house.

After eighteen months of screaming about politicians' inflammatory rhetoric leading to violence, the assassination attempt on Justice Kavanaugh has left Democrats puzzled. "It's hard to fathom," said Elizabeth Warren as she tossed tomahawks at a Justice Thomas poster. "We called for revolution, claimed women's lives were at stake, and warned judges they would pay a terrible price—all clearly peaceful, nothing like the bad orange man! How could our supporters have turned violent?"

Democrats are reportedly hoping the assassination attempt does not distract from their condemnation of inciting political violence. "The timing of the attempted murder is such a bummer for us," said Schumer. "All you liberals out there, please—NO more trying to assassinate judges until the January 6th hearings are over, ok? Don't screw this up for us."

At publishing time, Black Lives Matter leaders were demanding to know how Americans could have gotten the idea that violent riots were an acceptable form of political expression.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    2 weeks ago

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Texan1211
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2  Texan1211    2 weeks ago

Time to clue the clueless in on this is satire!

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Texan1211 @2    2 weeks ago

But is it really?…

Democrats are reportedly hoping the assassination attempt does not distract from their condemnation of inciting political violence.
 
 
 
Ender
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3  Ender    2 weeks ago

According to the people defending trump, his words have zero consequences. You can't blame what he said on people that acted out...

Or do we have a double standard at play?

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Ender @3    2 weeks ago

We’ll know right after the committee release their decision on whether Schumer incited an assassination attempt on a Supreme Court Justice….

 
 
 
Ender
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3.1.1  Ender  replied to  GregTx @3.1    2 weeks ago

The way I see it, it is either what is good for the goose is good for the gander or, all should be condemned....

Instead we have people cheering on their own side doing it while condemning the other.

Stupid and hypocritical Imo.

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Ender @3.1.1    2 weeks ago

I agree. Also rather stupid to think that something of such a partisan nature could produce either truth or justice in my opinion.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.2  Texan1211  replied to  Ender @3    2 weeks ago
Or do we have a double standard at play?

Looks like it because many of the people bitching about Trump ignore Schumer.

 
 
 
arkpdx
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3.3  arkpdx  replied to  Ender @3    2 weeks ago

Oh oh! It's another but, but what about Trump comment! As if that somehow makes the assassin's actions OK!

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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3.4  Right Down the Center  replied to  Ender @3    2 weeks ago

So tell me, do you condem what Schumer said?

 
 
 
Ender
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3.4.1  Ender  replied to  Right Down the Center @3.4    2 weeks ago

I do. I didn't like what Waters said either.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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3.4.2  Right Down the Center  replied to  Ender @3.4.1    2 weeks ago

Waters said?

Not a fan of his.  I am more likely to watch the 5 if he is off and I have never watched his show.  I am reading his book (from the library, I wouldn't pay for it) and am 20 or so pages into it and not impressed.

 
 
 
GregTx
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GregTx
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6  Sparty On    2 weeks ago

Meanwhile Alice’s Restaurant plays in the background ..... 

 
 

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