Science Tests Positive For COVID

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  2 weeks ago  •  5 comments

Science Tests Positive For COVID
WORLD - The world is in disbelief today upon hearing the news that Dr. Fauci, also known as the living embodiment of SCIENCE itself, has come down with COVID.'How could this happen? What if SCIENCE dies? We'll be lost! LOST WITHOUT SCIENCE!' cried Brian Stelter on CNN. 'What does this mean? Is Fauci - blessings upon him - merely ...

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WORLD—The world is in disbelief today upon hearing the news that Dr. Fauci, also known as the living embodiment of SCIENCE itself, has come down with COVID.

"How could this happen? What if SCIENCE dies? We'll be lost! LOST WITHOUT SCIENCE!" cried Brian Stelter on CNN. "What does this mean? Is Fauci—blessings upon him—merely a human? I don't know what's true anymore!" Brian then curled up on the couch to have a good cry and watch A Christmas Kiss 2 on the Hallmark Channel.

Thousands of devoted followers of SCIENCE have gathered around the Fauci residence to call upon the powers of SCIENCE to defeat the COVID infection. Thousands more reported being shocked to hear COVID was still a thing.

Experts theorize that SCIENCE is possibly volunteering to take COVID upon himself for the whole world and are wondering why he didn't do this two years ago.

Fauci has assured his followers that he only anticipates having COVID for 3 days, after which he will rise again.


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GregTx
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Just Jim NC TttH
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2  Just Jim NC TttH    2 weeks ago

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Greg Jones
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3  Greg Jones    2 weeks ago

The m'fkr helped the Wuhan lab obtain funding for the gain-of-function research. The results of which escaped the lab.....which is the most likely scenario

 
 
 
Ronin2
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3.1  Ronin2  replied to  Greg Jones @3    2 weeks ago

Democrats will deny that forever. No matter how much evidence is presented to them.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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4  Jeremy Retired in NC    2 weeks ago

Was he hanging out with Maxine Waters?

 
 

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