Biden Sells A Million Barrels From Strategic Petroleum Reserve To COBRA

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  one month ago  •  4 comments

Biden Sells A Million Barrels From Strategic Petroleum Reserve To COBRA
COBRA ISLAND — In a prudent move to mitigate the effects of inflation on everyday families with the last name of

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COBRA ISLAND — In a prudent move to mitigate the effects of inflation on everyday families with the last name of "Biden," President Joe Biden sold a million barrels from the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserves to COBRA, enemy of American freedom and nemesis of the G.I. Joe team.

COBRA narrowly outbid lesser offers for the oil from Dr. Evil, The Decepticons, and China.

"This is a great day for COBRA and for the world," shrieked Cobra Commander from atop a shimmering metal stage decorated with Hunter Biden paintings, while his army of COBRA Troopers and Crimson Guard cheered. "I now have the power to prevent Duke, Snake Eyes, Ted Cruz, and the rest of those imbeciles from meddling in my plans for world domination."

When asked whether selling much-needed oil to an evil regime full of violent contempt toward the United States was perhaps a bad move, President Biden responded with a long story about when he was a child soldier fighting the dingo armies of the Sahara Desert for decades using nothing but the pocket knife his grandpa gave him after sitting him down and telling him black lives matter.

At publishing time, Cobra Commander had used the million barrels of oil in an elaborate scheme to contaminate America's supply of essential oils while simultaneously launching his own line of uncontaminated essential oils, thus luring in an unstoppable army of stay-at-home moms to help him take over the world.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    one month ago

Update, apparently the Bee got some of the facts wrong........ go figure jrSmiley_68_smiley_image.png

https://intellectualtakeout.org/2022/07/biden-administration-illegally-sells-oil-to-china-depleting-strategic-petroleum-reserve/#:~:text=The%20Biden%20administration%20sold%20a%20million%20barrels%20of,during%20a%20future%20war%20against%20America’s%20ally%20Taiwan .

Biden’s release of oil from the strategic reserve was  illegal  under the 1975 Energy Policy and Conservation Act, because it wasn’t in response to an emergency.

At least one shipment of American crude went to China, the report said….Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, is tied to Sinopec. In 2015, a private equity firm he cofounded  bought a $1.7 billion stake  in Sinopec Marketing. Sinopec went on to enter negotiations to purchase Gazprom in March, one month after the Biden administration sanctioned the Russian gas giant.
 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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2  magicschoolbusdropout    one month ago

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Those Bastards !

Remember, a Cobra is a snake and snake is sneak spelled sideways!

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @2    one month ago

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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2.1.1  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  GregTx @2.1    one month ago

Love that song (I'm Old'er). LOL !

 
 

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