Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  jeremy-in-nc  •  4 weeks ago  •  7 comments

By:   Jill Biden (The Babylon Bee)

Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican
According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.

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According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.

"We aren't sure why the Latinx, who are as special and unique as a breakfast taco — or maybe a toasted cheddar chalupa — are leaving the Democrats," said Dr. Jill Biden while performing routine spinal surgery on one of her patients. "Don't they know how much we Democrats care about their vote? Perhaps we need more abortions and drag queen story hours."

Local breakfast taco Carlos Hernandez isn't convinced. "You know, I'm just not sure the Democrats really care about me," he said as he entered church on Sunday with his family.

Another local breakfast taco, Valentina Gonzalez, agrees. "I'm just not sure Democrat values are my values," she said as she fired her favorite AR-15 at the local gun range. "Am I allowed to say that?"

At publishing time, several breakfast egg rolls were beginning to think the same thing.


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Jeremy Retired in NC
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1  seeder  Jeremy Retired in NC    4 weeks ago

Looks like the idiocy isn't limited to Mumbling Joe.  

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1    4 weeks ago

Can we now assume that Hispanics don't fall into the LBJ category of being owned for the next 200 years?

 
 
 
gooseisback
Freshman Silent
1.1.1  gooseisback  replied to  Vic Eldred @1.1    4 weeks ago
Can we now assume that Hispanics don't fall into the LBJ category of being owned

Would that be the funniest thing on earth, if the Hispanics voted Republican by 75%.  You would see a 50ft wall on the border in a month. 

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
1.1.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  gooseisback @1.1.1    4 weeks ago

All they have to do is think about their own values: Family, religion and a healthy economy. The democratic party is the worst place for them.

 
 
 
monkeypox
Freshman Silent
2  monkeypox    4 weeks ago

They have no choice but to send Kamala to Telemundo in a sombrero.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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2.1  Texan1211  replied to  monkeypox @2    4 weeks ago

I wonder what kind of word salad the VP can toss in Spanish?

 
 
 
monkeypox
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2.1.1  monkeypox  replied to  Texan1211 @2.1    4 weeks ago

384

 
 

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