Biden Says Something 'Smells Off' About This Dylan Chick

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  one month ago  •  1 comments

Biden Says Something 'Smells Off' About This Dylan Chick
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources at the White House, Joe Biden admitted after his interview with trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney that he didn't

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources at the White House, Joe Biden admitted after his interview with trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney that he didn't "feel right" about the meeting, as "something kind of smelled off about that broad."

The comments came after Dylan had departed the White House, and Biden debriefed with his staffers, letting them know he was "on the scent" of something that was amiss with the TikTokker.

"Listen, all I'm saying is she didn't pass the sniff test if you know what I mean," Biden confided in aides after Mulvaney had left the meeting. "You've gotta follow your nose about these things, and let -- l-l-let me tell you, something's rotten in the state of Dylan. Particularly the scent of her hair."

"Wait a minute - I'd know that smell anywhere - she's a dude!" he finally shouted before aides tackled him to the ground and administered a mild tranquilizer, which they have on hand for these kinds of things.


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