Democrat Strategists Confused Why 'Do More Of What Got Us In This Mess' Message Not Resonating With Voters

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  5 comments

Democrat Strategists Confused Why 'Do More Of What Got Us In This Mess' Message Not Resonating With Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Republicans continue to surge in the polls in the days leading up to the midterm elections, Democrats report being confused as to why their official

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Republicans continue to surge in the polls in the days leading up to the midterm elections, Democrats report being confused as to why their official "Do More Of What Got Us Into This Mess In The First Place" message isn't resonating with everyday American voters.

"It's dumbfounding, frankly," said Senator Chuck Schumer in an emergency meeting with DNC leaders. "We thought our vow to print more money, hire more IRS agents, give kids puberty blockers, and do everything in our power to shut down free speech was a really winning message. It looks like Americans are more fascist than we thought."

Party leaders are currently discussing other initiatives that might swing public opinion their way in the 11th hour — including legalizing abortion on kids up to 9 years old, sending even more weapons to Ukraine, and issuing every family their own personal drag queen to read to their children. "If we add some of these really popular items to our platform, we might hold off the red wave," said Schumer.

At publishing time, Democrat leaders had decided to just do what they always do and run the ballot harvesting machines around the clock until enough Democrat votes were cast.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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Greg Jones
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2  Greg Jones    3 weeks ago

It sure is! And the dumb Dems don't "get it" once again.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3  Vic Eldred    3 weeks ago

"What’s the president supposed to say? Elect Democrats, and we’ll spend a lot more money during this time of inflation! Elect Democrats, and we’ll raise taxes on the verge of recession! Mr. Biden could have pivoted long ago to a message that resonates with more of the electorate: pro-energy, pro-growth, pro-fiscal-rectitude. But his base would lose its mind. So Mr. Biden is left talking to them alone, using the “threat to democracy” to spur Democratic turnout."...Kimberley Strassel


 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1  Texan1211  replied to  Vic Eldred @3    3 weeks ago

Abortion was going to be a huge factor. Climate change was going to be big. Imaginary threats to democracy was icing on the cake.

Democrats are pretending Biden is effective.

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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4  Nerm_L    3 weeks ago

Democrats have made an official announcement.  Scapegoats are the largest voting block in the United States.

Democrats just haven't figured out how to win the scapegoat vote.  And it's the scapegoat's fault.

 
 

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