Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  23 comments

Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence
U.S. — President Biden's congratulatory call to John Fetterman for his senate race win reportedly lasted in excess of three hours because neither man was able to form a coherent sentence

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U.S. — President Biden's congratulatory call to John Fetterman for his senate race win reportedly lasted in excess of three hours because neither man was able to form a coherent sentence.

White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain was forced to adjust Biden's schedule as the call dragged on and on. Meetings on the economy, foreign policy, and immigration were canceled entirely. Fortunately, Biden was still able to keep his standing tea time with Kamala.

"They just sort of growled at each other after a while. It was very raw and animalistic, as you'd expect from great leaders," Klain said, advising Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on how best to spin the time-consuming call.

An excerpt of the official transcript of the call has been made available by the White House. A brief excerpt of the call follows —

POTUS: Look, Jack, you great, boy. Not a joke.

Fetterman: Me John. Who Jack?

POTUS: You Jack, man. Come on!

Fetterman: [unintelligible chatter]

POTUS: No. I'm serious! Think about it.

Fetterman: Uh, new phone. Who dis?

POTUS: Hello?

Fetterman: [heavy breathing]

POTUS: [heavy breathing]

At publishing time, White House aides deactivated President Biden's phone after he once again phoned to ask John Fetterman if the senator-elect would consider running for senate.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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Tessylo
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1.1  Tessylo  replied to  GregTx @1    3 weeks ago

Is this supposed to be funny?  Still making fun of someone who suffered a stroke?

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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1.1.1  Jasper2529  replied to  Tessylo @1.1    3 weeks ago
Is this supposed to be funny?  Still making fun of someone who suffered a stroke?

As someone who's personally helped family members with the debilitating effects of strokes and their recovery processes, I don't see anyone "making fun" of Biden's and Fetterman's clear cognitive disabilities in comment 1. Both men identify with the Donkey/Jackass Party, and that was exactly what comment 1 indicated

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Jasper2529 @1.1.1    3 weeks ago

That's exactly what's going on.  Making fun of someone who had a stroke.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.3  Tessylo  replied to  Jasper2529 @1.1.1    3 weeks ago

I see this is a clunker anyway.  It's not funny at all.  10 comments counting mine.

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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1.1.4  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Jasper2529 @1.1.1    3 weeks ago
Both men identify with the Donkey/Jackass Party

And Both Act the same !

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Teleprompter....Telepromter...... TELEPROMPTER .... Please !

Why do Democrats love .... Dumb and dumber..... After all their  claims of how dumb the last president was and was bad for the country ?

(NOT SATIRE)

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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1.1.5  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.3    3 weeks ago
I see this is a clunker anyway.  It's not funny at all.  10 comments counting mine.

And here you are as Commentor #10 anyway.

Hahahahaha !

Desperate, Desperate !

 
 
 
JBB
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1.1.6  JBB  replied to  Jasper2529 @1.1.1    3 weeks ago

Not picking up on social cues and a lack of self awareness is also a cognitive disability...

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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1.1.7  Jasper2529  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.3    3 weeks ago

If the article is such a "clunker" in your opinion, why did you contribute 3 of the first 10 comments? Just wondering.

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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1.1.8  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  JBB @1.1.6    3 weeks ago
Not picking up on social cues and a lack of self awareness is also a cognitive disability...

Biden and Fetterman issues ?

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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1.1.9  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Jasper2529 @1.1.7    3 weeks ago
If the article is such a "clunker" in your opinion, why did you contribute 3 of the first 10 comments?

You shouldn't ask questions that confuse.

 
 
 
Sunshine
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1.1.10  Sunshine  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.2    3 weeks ago
That's exactly what's going on.

No, it's pointing out that they are not qualified for their positions because of their disabilities.

You do know that many people do not work because of disabilities?

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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1.1.11  Jasper2529  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @1.1.9    3 weeks ago

Sorry.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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1.1.12  Jasper2529  replied to  Sunshine @1.1.10    3 weeks ago
No, it's pointing out that they are not qualified for their positions because of their disabilities.

Especially in positions in our federal, state, or local Executive and Legislative branches.

You do know that many people do not work because of disabilities?

Either they are still able to understand that they should not, or their families insist that they can succeed at their elected jobs even though it's clear that they cannot. Some people just want the power and will do anything to have and hold it.

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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1.1.13  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Jasper2529 @1.1.11    3 weeks ago
 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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1.1.14  Vic Eldred  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.3    2 weeks ago

Nothing seems funny when it's on the democrats.

 
 
 
squiggy
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2  squiggy    3 weeks ago

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GregTx
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2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  squiggy @2    3 weeks ago

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squiggy
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2.1.1  squiggy  replied to  GregTx @2.1    3 weeks ago

That’s gonna scare somebody - it looks like another attack on democracy.

 
 
 
squiggy
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2.2  squiggy  replied to  squiggy @2    3 weeks ago

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charger 383
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3  charger 383    3 weeks ago

Mr Magoo meets Uncle Fester

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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3.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  charger 383 @3    3 weeks ago

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arkpdx
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4  arkpdx    2 weeks ago
POTUS: [heavy breathing]

That must have been when that little underaged girl accidently walked into the oval office and Biden just had to get a sniff 

 
 

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