Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence
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U.S. — President Biden's congratulatory call to John Fetterman for his senate race win reportedly lasted in excess of three hours because neither man was able to form a coherent sentence.
White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain was forced to adjust Biden's schedule as the call dragged on and on. Meetings on the economy, foreign policy, and immigration were canceled entirely. Fortunately, Biden was still able to keep his standing tea time with Kamala.
"They just sort of growled at each other after a while. It was very raw and animalistic, as you'd expect from great leaders," Klain said, advising Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on how best to spin the time-consuming call.
An excerpt of the official transcript of the call has been made available by the White House. A brief excerpt of the call follows —
POTUS: Look, Jack, you great, boy. Not a joke.
Fetterman: Me John. Who Jack?
POTUS: You Jack, man. Come on!
Fetterman: [unintelligible chatter]
POTUS: No. I'm serious! Think about it.
Fetterman: Uh, new phone. Who dis?
POTUS: Hello?
Fetterman: [heavy breathing]
POTUS: [heavy breathing]
At publishing time, White House aides deactivated President Biden's phone after he once again phoned to ask John Fetterman if the senator-elect would consider running for senate.
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Is this supposed to be funny? Still making fun of someone who suffered a stroke?
As someone who's personally helped family members with the debilitating effects of strokes and their recovery processes, I don't see anyone "making fun" of Biden's and Fetterman's clear cognitive disabilities in comment 1. Both men identify with the Donkey/Jackass Party, and that was exactly what comment 1 indicated.
That's exactly what's going on. Making fun of someone who had a stroke.
I see this is a clunker anyway. It's not funny at all. 10 comments counting mine.
Not picking up on social cues and a lack of self awareness is also a cognitive disability...
If the article is such a "clunker" in your opinion, why did you contribute 3 of the first 10 comments? Just wondering.
No, it's pointing out that they are not qualified for their positions because of their disabilities.
You do know that many people do not work because of disabilities?
Sorry.
Especially in positions in our federal, state, or local Executive and Legislative branches.
Either they are still able to understand that they should not, or their families insist that they can succeed at their elected jobs even though it's clear that they cannot. Some people just want the power and will do anything to have and hold it.
Nothing seems funny when it's on the democrats.
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That’s gonna scare somebody - it looks like another attack on democracy.
Mr Magoo meets Uncle Fester
That must have been when that little underaged girl accidently walked into the oval office and Biden just had to get a sniff