AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  16 comments

AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking an historic moment in our nation's history, brilliant lawmaker and shoelace combatant Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez boldly took the floor with a biting question for her fellow representatives.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking an historic moment in our nation's history, brilliant lawmaker and shoelace combatant Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez boldly took the floor with a biting question for her fellow representatives.

"Why do we need a House Speaker if every one of us already has headphones?" Asked the esteemed representative from New York while holding her custom-engraved Airpods in the air.

The room fell silent as lawmakers from both sides of the aisle turned to listen to Ocasio-Cortez's wisdomly soliloquy as she described how the whole world surely receives piles of nice headphones in little gift bags from well-dressed lobbyists just like she does, begging the question: Why speakers?

After hearing the argument from Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, Georgia's Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene was seen staring at her own headphones, perplexed.

At publishing time, Ocasio-Cortez had died after being laughed at by Matt Gaetz.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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1stwarrior
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1.1  1stwarrior  replied to  GregTx @1    3 weeks ago

Sorry, but the jackazz is much more intelligent.

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  1stwarrior @1.1    3 weeks ago

Yeah she is and much more useful. 

 
 
 
Snuffy
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2  Snuffy    3 weeks ago

Oh come on...  This is not satire dude.

"Why do we need a House Speaker if every one of us already has headphones?" Asked the esteemed representative from New York while holding her custom-engraved Airpods in the air.

They need headphones for translators because of how they change the meaning of words all the time.  It's happening so often that even our high & mighty elected officials can't keep up.

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GregTx
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3  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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Texan1211
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3.1  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @3    3 weeks ago

I am still feeling some pangs of guilt for contributing to a higher rate of unemployment because I only have one job.

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1    3 weeks ago

Well you really shouldn't feel guilt, after all the end of the world is just around the corner. Enjoy your free time...

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @3.1.1    3 weeks ago

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1stwarrior
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4  1stwarrior    3 weeks ago

This from a person who thinks we don't need toilets 'cause we have garbage disposals (what's that switch for?)

 
 
 
GregTx
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5  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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6  seeder  GregTx    3 weeks ago

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10  Sparty On    3 weeks ago

New York must be so proud.

 
 
 
GregTx
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10.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Sparty On @10    3 weeks ago

Probably.....

 
 

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