AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones
Category: SatireVia: gregtx • 2 months ago • 16 comments
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking an historic moment in our nation's history, brilliant lawmaker and shoelace combatant Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez boldly took the floor with a biting question for her fellow representatives.
"Why do we need a House Speaker if every one of us already has headphones?" Asked the esteemed representative from New York while holding her custom-engraved Airpods in the air.
The room fell silent as lawmakers from both sides of the aisle turned to listen to Ocasio-Cortez's wisdomly soliloquy as she described how the whole world surely receives piles of nice headphones in little gift bags from well-dressed lobbyists just like she does, begging the question: Why speakers?
After hearing the argument from Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, Georgia's Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene was seen staring at her own headphones, perplexed.
At publishing time, Ocasio-Cortez had died after being laughed at by Matt Gaetz.
Sorry, but the jackazz is much more intelligent.
Yeah she is and much more useful.
Oh come on... This is not satire dude.
They need headphones for translators because of how they change the meaning of words all the time. It's happening so often that even our high & mighty elected officials can't keep up.
I am still feeling some pangs of guilt for contributing to a higher rate of unemployment because I only have one job.
Well you really shouldn't feel guilt, after all the end of the world is just around the corner. Enjoy your free time...
This from a person who thinks we don't need toilets 'cause we have garbage disposals (what's that switch for?)
New York must be so proud.