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White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  last year  •  16 comments

White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In recognition of Biden's tremendous accomplishment of going one full day without more classified documents found at one of his residences, the White House has proudly hung a banner saying:

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In recognition of Biden's tremendous accomplishment of going one full day without more classified documents found at one of his residences, the White House has proudly hung a banner saying: "1 Day Without Classified Documents Being Discovered At President's House."

"From day one, the President has been very clear that going even one day without illegal materials being found at his home is a feat worth celebrating," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "We are proud to celebrate with the entire Biden family as we recognize somehow making it through an entire 24-hour period without more documents turning up!"

"Congratulations, Mr. President!"

Sources in Washington confirmed there will be a ceremony and a few remarks by the President this evening to celebrate the occasion. The ceremony will include some classified documents cake and some classified documents origami displays followed by a special reading of the classified documents.

UPDATE: The White House has been forced to take the banner down and cancel all festivities as more classified documents have been found at the President's home.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    last year

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GregTx
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2  seeder  GregTx    last year
Search of Biden’s home yields six newly discovered classified documents, some from Senate days

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  GregTx @2    last year

Didn't realize senators were allowed to carry classified docs around.....

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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2.2  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  GregTx @2    last year

So much for that cooperation the left is blathering on about.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3  Jeremy Retired in NC    last year

I think this is actually Biden's first ever accomplishment.

 
 
 
JBB
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3.1  JBB  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3    last year

As if whooping Trump was a BIG NOTHING?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.1.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JBB @3.1    last year

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Just Jim NC TttH
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3.1.2  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.1    last year

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JBB
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3.1.3  JBB  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.1    last year

Was Biden whooping Trump not a huge accomplishment?

I was merely responding to your lame disproven comment.

 
 
 
JBB
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3.1.4  JBB  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @3.1.2    last year

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Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.1.5  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JBB @3.1.3    last year

Lets take a look at Biden's "successes" (short list)

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Now lets take a look at his failures (in just the first 100 days)

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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3.1.6  Right Down the Center  replied to  JBB @3.1.4    last year

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Jasper2529
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3.1.7  Jasper2529  replied to  Right Down the Center @3.1.6    last year

removed for context

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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3.1.8  Right Down the Center  replied to  Jasper2529 @3.1.7    last year

Removed for context

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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4  Jasper2529    last year

I wonder if Joe and Dr. Jill spent last weekend at the Rehoboth house making their shredder work overtime before they allow the Feds to politely ring the doorbell. jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif jrSmiley_7_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5  Trout Giggles    last year

You actually found something funny for a change

 
 

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