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Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  11 months ago  •  7 comments

Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires
BROWNSVILLE, TX — With unprecedented numbers of migrants lined up at the southern U.S. border, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas was seen heading there to fire a starter's pistol the moment Title 42 is to expire.

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BROWNSVILLE, TX — With unprecedented numbers of migrants lined up at the southern U.S. border, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas was seen heading there to fire a starter's pistol the moment Title 42 is to expire.

Mayorkas, responsible for securing the American Homeland from varying threats, has been under fire recently for delaying the construction of a giant conveyor belt to allow even more illegal immigrants to cross the border per day.

"What an exciting day for border security," said the Secretary as he practiced his speech and watched Border Patrol agents roll out a 10-mile wide red carpet for illegal border crossers. "The border has never been more secure. Also, welcome to America, bienvenida an America, 欢迎来到美国, and مرحبا بكم في أمريكا!"

At publishing time, Texas Governor Greg Abbott was seen at the Texas/Mexico border, preparing to distribute 1 million free bus tickets to New York City.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    11 months ago

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2  Just Jim NC TttH    11 months ago

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Texan1211
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3  Texan1211    11 months ago

Like all great satire, it rings true.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4  Texan1211    11 months ago

Maybe a starter's pistol is too controversial.

Perhaps a starter's KNIFE?

LOL!

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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5  Sean Treacy    11 months ago

The Democrats have worked really hard for the explosion  of migrants this will trigger. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.1  Texan1211  replied to  Sean Treacy @5    11 months ago
The Democrats have worked really hard for the explosion  of migrants this will trigger. 

As we have seen in some liberal states already, how long before some Democrats start proposing rule changes for who is eligible and when to vote in federal elections?

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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6  Vic Eldred    11 months ago

Send them all to sanctuary cities.

 
 

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