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Trudeau wondering if he should try being PM of a different country, now that he’s got the hang of it

  

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Via:  hallux  •  3 months ago  •  4 comments

By:   IAN MACINTYRE - The Beaverton

Trudeau wondering if he should try being PM of a different country, now that he’s got the hang of it

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OTTAWA   – Prime Minister   Justin Trudeau   reports that he is considering running for leadership of a different country, following 9 years of “getting his feet wet” in   Canada .

“It hasn’t always been easy, but I really think I’m starting to get a knack for this,” explained   Trudeau   from his office on Parliament Hill, “It’s like that opening level in a video game where they teach you all the basic moves. I think I’m ready now to do this for real.”

Sources report that the PM has referred to his nearly a decade in office as “a pretty good learning curve”, and that he feels a need to move on because “recently I’ve been crushing it.”

“Oh yeah, I’m on fire lately,” Trudeau noted. “Everywhere I go, huge crowds want to congratulate me on my handling of   Gaza , the ArriveCan app was a slam dunk, and I’m not sure what’s going on with that lab in Winnipeg, but when was the last time anybody talked about Winnipeg? I must be doing something right!”

“Not to mention, under my leadership Canada finally has a   Law & Order   franchise of its own,” Trudeau added. “My   work   here is done.”

Though Trudeau is confident that he would be “going out on a high”, the experienced PM admits that he has presided over some missteps. “While I’ve been PM, Canadians have seen a 132% increase in the average mortgage payment, and I promise I only meant for it to get up to 125%. That’s my bad, but nobody’s perfect.”

Looking forward, Trudeau insists that he could “take the fundamentals” he has learned in Canada, and “really impress the citizens of the next country I lead.” Sources indicate Trudeau is already planning a Lebron James-style prime time special to build suspense over which country he plans to take his talents to next.

“Maybe I could run for Prime Minister of a country that’s a bit warmer,” Trudeau mused, “How do you say ‘Sunny Ways’ in Aruban?”

In a related story, following the   news   that he plans to run for leadership of a different country, Justin Trudeau’s approval rating among Albertans shot up to an all time high of 100%.


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Hallux
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1  seeder  Hallux    3 months ago

Canada will outstrip the US in bad choices 5-2 in the next federal election.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  Hallux @1    3 months ago

maybe so, but I'd still start saving your money to pay for a wall ...

 
 
 
Hallux
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1.1.1  seeder  Hallux  replied to  devangelical @1.1    3 months ago

Winter still works as a deterrent, most farm laborers leave by the end of September.

 
 
 
Kavika
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2  Kavika     3 months ago

I believe that Lichenstein is looking for a new Premier.

 
 

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