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Ivanka Unable to Remember Name of Father | New Yorker

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  jbb  •  5 months ago  •  7 comments

By:   Conde Nast (The New Yorker)

Ivanka Unable to Remember Name of Father | New Yorker
Ivanka Trump's testimony as a witness for the government in Donald Trump's civil fraud trial.

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By Andy Borowitz

Photograph by Adam Gray / AFP / Getty

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Ivanka Trump raised eyebrows during her testimony in a Manhattan courtroom on Wednesday when she appeared unable to remember her father's name.

Responding to a question from Judge Arthur F. Engoron about Donald J. Trump's business dealings, Ms. Trump stared blankly and said, "I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that person."

Reminded that Donald J. Trump was, in fact, her father, she replied, "Huh. O.K., if you say so. I have to say that the name isn't ringing a bell for me right now."

As for the inner workings of her father's business, Ms. Trump testified that she had been too busy driving her own company into the ground to recall anything about his.

According to one observer at the trial, Ms. Trump's memory lapses were "concerning," but "she still seemed sharper than Eric."


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JBB
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1  seeder  JBB    5 months ago

original

 
 
 
devangelical
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2  devangelical    5 months ago

meh, hardly anybody remembers the name of their first sex partner...

 
 
 
George
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2.2  George  replied to  devangelical @2    5 months ago

I’m sure Ashley Biden remembers Joes name.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
Professor Principal
3  Just Jim NC TttH    5 months ago

This needs to be recategorized for what it is. Satire. Everyone knows Borowitz

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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3.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @3    5 months ago

Some on the left don't know the difference between news and satire.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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3.1.1  Greg Jones  replied to  Right Down the Center @3.1    5 months ago

Or between truth and fiction.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @3    5 months ago

I didn't have to be told twice.

Not Andy's best effort, tho

 
 

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