Touching: Kamala Announces Plan To Hang 'Joy' Sign Above Bread Lines
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Beloved presidential candidate Kamala Harris recently unveiled a touching new plan to hang a sign reading "Joy" over every bread line in America if she is elected president.
According to her speech, the sign would help encourage Americans who will be forced to wait in miles-long bread lines for a small government handout of watery soup and gluten-free bread. Several journalists have already embraced Kamala's plan, pointing out the morale boost it will offer the American people.
"It's brilliant, actually," said Jim Acosta, a reporter for CNN. "Americans are facing record rates of depression and anxiety because of sky-high inflation, national debt, and a tanking economy, which Kamala Harris had absolutely nothing to do with. Kamala's plan will rectify all of the problems caused by the previous administration and give Americans a sweet reminder of the 'Joy' they'll be able to experience by chatting with their neighbors in the bread lines. It's policy gold!"
Kamala was unfortunately unavailable to give comment as she was needed for an urgent meeting in the White House basement. Most Americans have expressed their disapproval of the proposed policy.
"That's nice, I guess," said Paul Gerry, an electrician. "But what about fixing inflation or taxes? And why do we need bread lines anyway? Wasn't that like a Soviet thing? That doesn't sound fun."
At publishing time, Kamala had also unveiled a plan to paint the word "Peace" on every tank and armored personnel carrier that her administration will ship overseas.
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Buddy can you spare a dime?
A dime ain't gonna do much anymore...
The horror... a sign. Not that shocking that the right is upset, yesterday fox news went all in on bashing Harris for eating a bag of Dorito's. (No, not making that up).
Which flavor, the classic nacho or something weird like spicy pineapple jalapeño or sweet BBQ?
Well gee whiz mr. wizard, I don't know, that could change everything!!!!! Any other retarded questions you would like to ask, [removed][✘]
Typical Fox, incomplete reporting.
Have you ever heard of.............................................satire?
Did fox news list that story as satire?
You seem to be the only one that watched it.
You tell me, I don't watch Fox.
So, where is the sign???
What sign????? You drunk?
You brought up signs, not me.
That is a stupid question to ask me, but I get it is all you have.
I meant to say this 'article' is supposed to be satire - not your comment about the Doritos and Fux news.
Of course, you always have your defenders of the indefensible bullshit
And then?....
I think this is supposed to be satire. Hard to tell.
Not very hard for well informed folks willing to read.
Work your way through it,...
Such tolerance!
Do you know what a joke is?
Substitute "Trump" for Harris.
And ignorance and misogyny
Dow closes at 40,649 as US leads the world economically post-Covid!
Always fun to see you tout the economy but has it ever occurred to you we were leading before Covid, too?
Obama did have a great economy.
The US economy has been at the top or very near it for quite a while.
Some of us just refuse to pretend that one President or another is responsible.
Some of us refuse to understand that because the market is doing well that has nothing to do with working class Americans other than maybe their 401k....
Jesus, don't let the radicalized right wingers see that!
The right wingers already largely knew that. The purpose of the comment was to inform the misinformed left wingers that the US was already the number one economy, no need to tout Biden as having a hand in that.
You're welcome!
Is that increasing income inequality?
Yeah I mean, if things are so good why is there so much “income inequity?” I mean Joe and Kammy already had four years to fix it. Think another four will git er done?