Kamala Explains 93% Of Staff Quit Because They Couldn't Handle The Joy
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WASHINTON, DC — Kamala Harris explained this week that the extraordinarily high turnover in her staff is due to people just not being able to handle the sheer amounts of joy she exudes in her office.
"They quit because they are literally overdosing on joy," Harris explained. "Almost no one on earth can stand being around this much joy for more than a few weeks. It's my cross to bear."
Despite her proclamations, anonymous reports have surfaced that Harris actually has a tendency to be viciously hostile and impossible to work with. "That's just how some people describe joy," explained Harris. "It's so much joy, they don't even know how to express it. There is just this giant ball of overwhelming joy and it creates a joyful work environment full of joyous joy. Some people's brains don't know how to handle it."
However, former Kamala staffer Carol Eggerton explained there is more to the story. "I quit because she screamed for twenty minutes like a demon because she thought I didn't get a second pump of cream in her coffee," said Eggerton. "I'll never forget when she hurled that scorching hot latte in my face and hollered 'THIS DOES NOT BRING ME JOY YOU MONKEY-FACED HALFWIT!'"
As of publishing time, Kamala's staff turnover rate had risen to 97% because of a recent increase in joy.
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She's just an awful and unlikeable person, in addition to being a low information nitwit. An empty pantsuit. She can't run away from her dismal and destructive record.
Sounds just like the former 'president' except exchanging pant suit for ill fitting suit.
What do you hope to accomplish by posting such obvious nonsense?
One can appreciate that you disagree with her politics and one can argue about perceptions of her record, but all credibility disappears when you claim she is stupid and uninformed.
She's running for PResident so it's a different pool to compare her with. Certainly, among Democrats in general, who their own party admits can't figure out how to secure IDs, she's not stupid or uninformed. But for someone trying to lead the country, the available evidence suggests she is.
What do you hope to accomplish by defending the indefensible?
Kamala is an out out bitch who is unfit to serve in any capacity; who drove out her staff. Until the Biden/Trump debate Democrats were looking for a way to dump her for someone else.
Now she is suddenly the queen of the ball. With Democrats and media joining forces to hide her previous record and positions.
She is acting like she hasn't been part of the problems of the last 4 years. That somehow she is an outsider to the administration.
Leftists who can't look past the D behind the Hyena's name might believe that garbage; but don't expect the rest of us to.
I don't recollect this bothering you :
"Mr. Trump has the record for White House and cabinet churn in a president’s first term, according to Kathryn Dunn Tenpas, a scholar at the Brookings Institution who wrote a presidential staff turnover study ."
Another partisan, credibility-devoid comment absurdly claiming Harris is stupid.
Amazing observing the partisan-driven nonsense. It would be hilarious if this was not such a serious matter.
Bitch?
What 'available evidence' would that be?
Yet you hold the former 'president' felon to no standards whatsoever.
A number matched by Trump during his presidency, but then he's a male bitch and gets a fan pass. Irony marries Sycophancy.
Like you, I am entitled to an opinion, which is the correct one. If it offends you, deal with it.
A sickening display of misogyny ... claiming that Harris' career as a prosecuting attorney, district attorney, attorney general, senator, and vice-president was based on giving blowjobs.
Your 'opinion' directly counters fact. Mine correlates with fact.
The glass slipper fell from the ceiling and it fit. Look at it this way, instead of Emperor Trump you'll get Temptress Harris and far better dreams.
Indeed, but he gets no pass from me. Although, it is disturbing to me that Kamala Harris has the same issue with exceedingly high turnover rate in her office as did Trump. That can't bode well any way you look at it. At least with Trump we knew why people were bailing out on him left and right, but the lack of transparency from the Harris office on this issue is a bit concerning. Check out the video at the NBC link.
They should have interviewed the 4 out of 47 that have remained since day 1. What do they have on Kamala?
They couldn't handle her joy. Well, the saying is Ignorance is Bliss. So that explains a lot with her.
How come everybody and their dog is lining up to support Harris Walz?
Are they lining up to support them or are they lining up to watch the train wreck occur? I'm thinking it's the latter for sheer entertainment purposes.
That is some enthusiastic false bravado. Emphasis on, "False"!
And, yet, you fail to prove it as such. Not surprising though.
She's not Biden or Trump?
They should interview her staffers that left, but they probably don't want to report publicly about her leadership style.
Not if a Clinton did their exit interview.