Jill Biden Becomes First Female President
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — History was made during the first cabinet meeting in over 11 months today, as First Lady Dr. Jill Biden was officially sworn in as the first female president of the United States.
"Look at me. I'm the president now. What is it I'm supposed to do?" Dr. Biden said according to official White House transcripts.
According to media reports, Dr. Biden showed true leadership when she manipulated her senile husband into letting her run a cabinet meeting, where she promptly invoked the 25th amendment to have him removed from office.
Former President Joe Biden was escorted from the White House grounds by members of the Secret Service.
Cabinet members reportedly shrugged and continued with the cabinet meeting as normal, eager to report to the president — whoever that was — since they hadn't had a chance to do so in nearly a year.
According to legal experts, Dr. Biden assumed the presidency ahead of Vice President Kamala Harris due to a loophole allowing a hastily scrawled will on a napkin to override the Constitution. It is unlikely that any argument before the Supreme Court would hold.
House Speaker Mike Johnson, visibly dismayed by the news, blamed America's founding fathers. "Those fools never planned for a first lady manipulating her husband into giving her the presidency," Johnson said in a Fox News interview. "You failed us, Thomas Jefferson!"
Video footage showed the media and cabinet members applauding their new president several times throughout the meeting, clearly impressed by her moxie. "She's a real go-getter," said Antony Blinken. "I'm not even mad!"
At publishing time, President First Lady Doctor Jill Biden had declared war on Russia.
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If you've waited that long, it's probably too late....
No Greg, it is never too late to not go back!
Well, we all know what Carly Simon says about "Anticipation" . . . .
Carly Simon - Anticipation.
Nope, that was Nancy Reagan...
Nope, that was Edith Wilson.
After Lecretia Garfield stood in for a while...
We've survived almost 4 years led by an mentally incompetent puppet. If we survive another few months, that is actually a good sign that our country has enough inertia to power through despite lacking an actual leader.
I don't know if we really survived. We have perhaps 20 million unknown illegal migrants in the country. Our local police forces have been emasculated and I don't ever thing we'll have the kind of police protection we used to have. The judicial system has been weaponized against traditional Americans. We have a fantasy energy policy that has been scaled back for the election, but if the left wins again, they'll go right back to the anti-oil, anti-fracking policies. (BTW there is currently a pause on fracking in PA) We can't recruit young men for the military the way we used to. We only have 4 shipyards left that produce Navy warships. And worst of all we have indoctrinated buffoons graduating from college that want to perpetuate the same craziness. I'm not very optimistic.
Tim Walz agrees:
Tim Walz: “We can’t afford four more years of this.”
Kamala is in office right now. She’s the “this”
Clearly, well, this is an indicator that some conservatives are pretend 'originalists' seeing that they failed in this case to consider the original meaing/intent of Walz's words! Choosing instead to manipulate Walz's words for their own mocking purposes.
You don't know if you 'really survived'? Okay
Obviously, this is supposed to be a rightwing conservative "joke" that falls flat on its face with the overwhelming unbalanced weight of rank sexism, but I doubt conservatives care because that's just who they are. Sexist jokes, racist jokes, I mean heck, they're just jokes, right? So don't be so thin skinned about them! Right? Even if they're "jokes" they say a lot more about those telling them and those who find them funny than they do about those being made fun of. It clearly identifies them as racist misogynistic trailer trash with likely no better than an 8th grade education who traditionally find their spouses and mates at family reunions, right? And before anyone gets offended, I'm just joking, so I can say all that stuff because it's just a joke you know...
Absolutely, that's how I've taken most of your posts on my seeds.
The usual not at all funny satire.
Ho hum.