Trump Gets New Podiatrist's Note in Preparation for War with Canada
His new podiatrist, Dr. Mehmet Oz, composed the note.
President Trump also ensured that his age - slightly over the limit - is known to his local draft board
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The podiatrist, Dr. Mehmet Oz, indicated in the note that a "Vietnam War-era issue involving bone spurs" would prevent Trump from participating in an invasion of America's northern neighbor.
"President Trump's bone spurs would become dangerously inflamed if exposed to Canada's frozen tundra," Oz wrote. "If he decides to put boots on the ground, his feet should not be in those boots."
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When the US military has rid itself of all its DEI hires - all the nie-blanks and women - there won't be anyone to fight against the Canadians.
Betcha Trench-foot Trump knows the RCMP ain't a military organization.
Don't know how Canada will manage without imports of American duct tape. Canadians beat out the US in the Smarties race, though.
Don't need america's brand, Cantech makes more than enough varieties for our needs.
Betya Trump doesn't know the Proud Boys aren't one either.