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Trump Gets New Podiatrist's Note in Preparation for War with Canada

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  bob-nelson  •  19 hours ago  •  4 comments

By:   Andy Borowitz

Trump Gets New Podiatrist's Note in Preparation for War with Canada



His new podiatrist, Dr. Mehmet Oz, composed the note.


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President Trump also ensured that his age - slightly over the limit - is known to his local draft board




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800 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Demonstrating his seriousness about declaring war on Canada, on Monday Donald J. Trump obtained a medical note from his new podiatrist exempting him from military service.

The podiatrist, Dr. Mehmet Oz, indicated in the note that a "Vietnam War-era issue involving bone spurs" would prevent Trump from participating in an invasion of America's northern neighbor.

"President Trump's bone spurs would become dangerously inflamed if exposed to Canada's frozen tundra," Oz wrote. "If he decides to put boots on the ground, his feet should not be in those boots."



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Bob Nelson
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1  seeder  Bob Nelson    19 hours ago

When the US military has rid itself of all its DEI hires - all the nie-blanks and women - there won't be anyone to fight against the Canadians.

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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2  Nerm_L    18 hours ago

Betcha Trench-foot Trump knows the RCMP ain't a military organization. 

Don't know how Canada will manage without imports of American duct tape.  Canadians beat out the US in the Smarties race, though.

 
 
 
Hallux
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2.1  Hallux  replied to  Nerm_L @2    12 hours ago
without imports of American duct tape.

Don't need america's brand, Cantech makes more than enough varieties for our needs.

 
 
 
Hallux
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2.2  Hallux  replied to  Nerm_L @2    12 hours ago
Betcha Trench-foot Trump knows the RCMP ain't a military organization. 

Betya Trump doesn't know the Proud Boys aren't one either.

 
 

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