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Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Citizens Not To Film Crimes Next Time As It Makes Her Look Bad

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  last year  •  14 comments

Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Citizens Not To Film Crimes Next Time As It Makes Her Look Bad
CINCINNATI, OH — Friday's violent mob-style attack took social media by storm over the weekend, forcing Chief of Police Teresa Theetge to call a press conference in which she asked citizens not to film violent crimes because it makes her look bad.

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CINCINNATI, OH — Friday's violent mob-style attack took social media by storm over the weekend, forcing Chief of Police Teresa Theetge to call a press conference in which she asked citizens not to film violent crimes because it makes her look bad.

According to the chief's office, Theetge is particularly upset because the abundance of video footage posted to social media makes Cincinnati look like a lawless city. A fact, she says, is supposed to be a secret.

"That is unacceptable to film a crime in my city," she said. "It was horrendous, yes, but it also makes me look bad. Why did people film it? Just to let others know what happened and to force me to prioritize a crime I don't really care about? That's a waste of my important time."

Experts agree that if no one had been on hand to film the violent assault outside a weekend jazz festival, Cincinnati wouldn't look so awful right now. "It's a terrible crime to film a crime," said Theetge. "I promise whoever is responsible for filming this and posting to social media will be brought to justice."

At publishing time, Chief Theetge had also called on police to end the use of body cameras because of how bad they make criminals look.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    last year

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freepress
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2  freepress    last year

This administration is asking for the same thing. Stop filming ICE and stop filming any wrongful police actions nationwide. Republicans hate anyone filming unlawful actions by any law enforcement individuals.

Republicans flip the script when riots are filmed.

They are okay with freedoms of Americans to film riots but ready to squash Americans right to film unlawful actions by law enforcement.

We should be free to film public riots and film what law enforcement does with taxpayer salaries on duty.

 
 
 
JBB
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2.1  JBB  replied to  freepress @2    last year

Nailed It!

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  freepress @2    last year

Do you have some examples that you would like to share?

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Guide
2.3  Sparty On  replied to  freepress @2    last year
We should be free to film public riots and film what law enforcement does with taxpayer salaries on duty.

Problem is, that’s not what happened here.    What happened here was citizens, filming other citizens, getting the shit beat out of them by a mob of other citizens and enjoying the process.    Clearly enjoying it.

And that is seriously messed up.     Seriously!

It’s indefensible.

 
 
 
bugsy
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2.4  bugsy  replied to  freepress @2    last year

Can you show some examples of the administration asking to not video ICE? 
What leftists don’t understand is that when a raid is conducted and videoed, it is lauded by the majority of patriotic Americans to get these illegals out of the country.

So, leftists, keep on taping

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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2.5  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  freepress @2    last year
This administration is asking for the same thing.

Looked and looked and looked and don't see where you are linking anything to this claim.  

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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3  Sean Treacy    last year

This really isn’t satire at this point 

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Sean Treacy @3    last year
This really isn’t satire at this point 

Here is another thing that isn't satire. Here is the woman who was knocked out and suffered a severe concussion.

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The thug that assaulted her was out on $400 bail.

Thank God the FBI is taking an interest in the case.

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
Junior Quiet
3.1.1  Igknorantzruls  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.1    last year

I'm headed to an outdoor concert in Ohio this weekend, and hope it;s a tad less dramatic, but, i'll enjoy either way.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.1.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  Igknorantzruls @3.1.1    last year

You'll enjoy either way?

 
 
 
Sparty On
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3.1.3  Sparty On  replied to  Igknorantzruls @3.1.1    last year

So you’ll enjoy it if you don’t get your ass kicked and if you do?

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
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3.1.4  Igknorantzruls  replied to  Sparty On @3.1.3    last year

Not nearly as tuff as I used to be, but not too many could still beat me, . Now if I was the coach of some F:ootball team and the plane crashed in an icy mountain range, and the team had to eat me....well then i'd be Tough Again !

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
3.1.5  squiggy  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.1.2    last year

I don't think you can ask that, anymore.

 
 

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