Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left without other practical options in a city overwhelmed by violent crime, President Donald Trump reportedly decided to dispense vigilante justice by dressing up like a giant bat and patrolling the streets of D.C.
Following increased incidents of assaults and other crimes perpetrated in the nation's capital, reports began to surface of sightings of a "Bat-Trump" terrorizing criminals and stopping them in their tracks.
"I'm not the hero D.C. deserves, but the one it needs right now," Trump told reporters when asked about his moonlighting as a vigilante crimefighter. "I was watching what these thugs have been doing to this beautiful city, and I thought, 'Why not take care of this problem myself?' I've got billions of dollars to spend on gadgets and vehicles, I've got a high-tech underground headquarters here at the White House… and, let's face it, I'm a strong guy. Very strong. So I've been spending my nights swinging around and beating up criminals. You should see the looks on their faces. They're scared, believe me."
According to one criminal apprehended by Bat-Trump, the ordeal was terrifying. "It was the scariest thing I've ever seen," the suspect allegedly told police. "He dangled me off a rooftop, and I told him, 'I'll stop committing crimes, I swear to God!' and he screamed in my face, 'SWEAR TO ME!' You should've seen the size of his hands. Please keep me in jail. I can't go back out there with that monster."
At publishing time, President Trump had reportedly ordered staffers to outfit Vice President JD Vance with a red costume with a yellow cape and green Speedos to wear as his sidekick.
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"Quick! To the Fatmobile to pick up my order of thirty-two cheeseburgers!"
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Amazing isn't it.
Most leftists are pissed he is taking their voters off the streets.
Not only that, but the DOJ just stripped DC of its sanctuary city status.
29 illegals removed too.
I know Trumps ass was voluminous, but how did he fit them all in there? And will the President drop them back off at the same Home Depot parking lot he picked them up at?
Hmm...
Voluminous: adjective - having or marked by great volume or bulk : large
What is it with the left being obsessed with peoples genitalia and asses?
I guess that's better than being brain dead:
“What is it with the left being obsessed with peoples genitalia and asses?”
it seems to be a recurring theme.
Because this is any better?
What a low bar we apparently have in America when it comes to choosing candidates for President.
Our bigly smart POTUS staring at the sun during an eclipse....
A gift from me to you:
And one deep state DOJ employee who was amongst the so-called "protestors" and threw a sandwich at a cop. He was arrested, identified, fired from the DOJ and charged with a felony.
Batrump/??? how about more like a Baron Robin. Robin US All as he is also the Joker, cause it takes a Super special "man" to violate underage girls, or, grab em' buy that pussy, cause he often is a
Wondering bout Women, as he has become a Spider Man that has woven and weaved such a tangled web as he continues to deceive those that would he, believe, for as the Epstein debacle continues to unfold, Trump is know longer looking so bold, (unless faced with his LIES) , as he is no Aquaman as his administration is in way over it, and his head, perhaps BatTrump 'man', could open up a Commission Her to investigate what happened to his Gordon, cause Trump was almost arrested for Flashing his Gordon, butt, the Captain said too small to identify so good Morgan Stanley Streamed and STeamed like a Steamer, straight from Cleveland, right out his BatCave....
"Where's a bat gotta go to grab some pussy around here?"
It looks like Cartman all grown up and dressed for Halloween