"Da Tooth, Da Hole Tooth, & Nutin' Butt da Tooth, so help me, Kash Patel l
Friends, Romans, and Cunt-Ree Mens, lend me your ears for I am in need of 'dem.
You see, I am deaf as a dead dog, blind, too, and ain't got no shoes.
Some of my arse wipe friends say I'm a halfwit!
I say a halfwit is better than no wit.
Man, I be a fugazi up, little guy staring up at da sky, oh why, or why does it make me cry?
You see, I ain't no Red Hat, Backward Re-Tard-i-Son, No Christian, No Philosopher, No Nothin'!
I be jest a "Bag of Wind", blowing in the wind, like me hero, Donnie J. Trump, pred-i-dent, of this here United States of 'MureeKKKah!
He is my NERO! My HERO, but not my NEGRO!
My fellow "News Talkers. communists" (You all didn't know I news youse is communists, now did ya?) Well, I's knows!
As you know, I am a halfwit.
However, I write "Political Pernography" for free, and send it to y'all, 'cause I know Youse Hauls needs ed-u-ma-KKK-shun, cause we all be dumb, in some way or another, don't ya think?t
Everybody is dumb in some way, ain't they, Homie?!
Some of you may not remember that I was a Big Wheel, here in Mildew, Ohio, where there are NO JOBS, not even BLOW JOBS!
So, we are needy folk, whom you all call poor folks.
We are people, too!
Ain't nutin' wrong with being poor. It is necessary when one works one's arse off, and painful. But we are good, dumb people, that is why we support Dirty Diaper Donnie. He is a dumb ARSE, too.
As many of you know, I am "PAS-TURD" of the Church of the "HOW BIG IS YOUR WALLET, HOW SMALL IS YOUR BRAIN?"
We are located in the "Lovely But All Torn Down" burrow of Mildew, Ohio-High-Ho, where there are NO JOBS, NOT EVEN BLOW JOBS.
So, come visit; we are now a Tour-is-tration.
That's right, Folks, we are Trapping Tourists. People, and police from all over da world come visit us. Well, the POLICE come looking for us, that is why we hide.
Some stay forever, agh, 'cause our restaurant has some minor problems, and some folks eat there. We don't!
But, don't let that prevent you from comin'.
We are just a right turn from Commonsense.
If you're driving, we're the next stop past the one that reads, "Twilight Zone"!
Just make that sharp, sharp, sharp RIGHT TURN, and you'll be dare.
Now, My Fellow NewsTalkers.communists, do not be put off by the barbed wire fence, the minefield, or the machine gun turrets.
They are just decorations to attract innocent folks to our Historic site.
Bring your wallets.
Our restaurant, "The CHOKE & CROAK," is well known.
Lots of folks also like our "Contrapion Run"! It's fun...and dangerous, but a thriller.
We learned it from' Indians, and we have made a lot of money, Honey, that we send to the Indians, 'cause the remaining tribe still living here, threatens to kill us, if'n we don't.
So we do, cause we are cowards, too, you know, don't cha?
It's the biggest attraction we have.
People come here for the fun, excitement, food, and games have to take off their clothes, down to their underthings, then run the gauntlet, while we are dressed up like American Indians, and whack them with our native made caunches.
Our Indians live just outside of Mildew, Ohio, 'cause of the stinks from the Sewage Pump Station in Mildew, Ohio!
Their Chief, Wach-A-Mole'ly, says that the smells from the Sewage Dump make them sick, and smells just like "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE", and they just can't handle it. Nor can we.
Come on down, it's cheap, deadly, too.
Survivors say it's "FUN."
Tourists can stay all day, overnight, or never leave, 'cause we have our own HOTEL owned by "Digger McGee", our well-known Undertaker and Local Physician. He is a gas!
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Donnie got to go!
Apparently, NO ONE, and I mean No One, likes my POETRY!
I cry nightly, hoping that someone, anyone, even a Republican, released from Trump's demonic control!
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is a SHAT STORM, beware.