Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall Of Nice, Warm Collectivism
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U.S. — Bewildered Democrats watched in utter confusion today as Venezuelans cheered the downfall of warm, cozy collectivism.
With longtime communist dictator Nicolas Maduro being deposed overnight, Venezuelans have taken to the streets in tearful celebration, baffling liberals.
"What's wrong with these people?" asked liberal Stauncey Billups, watching the festivities. "How can they be happy at a time like this, with their dear, sweet collectivism being ripped away? They must not understand how good they've had it, being free of rugged individualism. The fools!"
Democrats have posed several theories, including perhaps that Venezuela had failed to try real collectivism. "Maybe they just didn't do it right," said longtime Democrat Jason Barrington. "I don't get it, they're going to lose all that free housing, daycare, healthcare, everything. All the joys of collectivism are going away, yet they're cheering. It just doesn't make sense."
At publishing time, Democrats had begun an initiative to help Venezuelans immigrate to North Korea to get back into collectivism's warm embrace.
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That someone can be elected Mayor while praising "collectivism" after the last 100 years shows how truly ignorant large swaths of voters are.
Only those who have lived under Socialism know what it is. It is a great day for Venezuela
Funny if it didn't seem to be true.
See all those people waving Venezuelan flags on US streets? They don't need to be here. They are not Americans. Trump eliminated the excuse for opening the border to these people. There isn't any justification for continuing Venezuela's Temporary Protected Status. Send these Venezuelans home where they belong.
There's no reason for asylum in the US now that Trump has turned Venezuela into the land of oil and money. Which is what Venezuela was with Maduro in charge. Isn't it odd how changing regimes hasn't really changed anything?
Venezuela was the land of oil and money?...
Mmnmmkay. For whom?
Venezuela was the land of oil and money for the ruling regime. Trump only changed the regime. Now that Trump is in charge, the oil and money is for Trump's regime. Different singer, same song.
Okay
Meanwhile “Free Maduro” signs coming to your city square soon ….