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Is Dirty Diaper Donnie a POS, or just a Demented, old grumpy POS? Asking for a friend, who is a coward!

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  10 months ago  •  2 comments

Is Dirty Diaper Donnie a POS, or just a Demented, old grumpy POS? Asking for a friend, who is a coward!
A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!

The facts are simple. Trump is an Adjudicated RAPIST. He is also a known PEDOPHILE, a CORRUPT BUSINESSMAN, a CONPULSIVE LIAR, and above all else, a very POOR, POOR, DANCER!

For these reasons alone. Donnie should be IMPEACHED! Removed from the White House, asap. Charged with the multiple crimes he has committed, indicted, and handcuffed while in COURT, so he can grab any woman by the Pussy, which he can do because he was once a STAR, but is now a POS. 

Did you mistakenly VOTE for "Dirty Diaper Donnie" because you got excited when he did his jerky dance moves, or was it the fact that he is an alleged billionaire, but you are not...yet desire to be one, with Donnie's help, of course, Horse?

Donnie's parents had so much difficulty trying to deal with their spoiled, rich child that they had to send him to a Military School.

Donnie LOVED it. He once even tried to throw a fellow cadet out of a second-floor window, a technique that Putin has used when he has used up one of his high-ranking associates who didn't do everything he demanded of them. As the Dictator of Russia, Putin could do whatever he wanted to do with Russians, whenever he wanted, which, apparently, was often, or so I have been told by one of my many talented spy HALLUCINATIONS!

Do you have "Hallucinations", too?  If not, I can loan you one of mine for a fee.

Stay tuned for my next EPISODE, "JESUS LOVES THE JEWS, BUT REALLY HATES WHITE PEOPLE, because HE was slightly tanned, and, according to my source, Joe Rogan, "The Blond, Blue Eyes Jesus" was an oddity in his time and era.

For more innocent incites to inside the mind of Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", send you housepayments, tax-free to me, and I will send it back to you a thousand-fold, or not, if you are mean to me, cause I am sensitive like "Dirty  Diaper Donnie"!

Remember, my Fellow News Talkers. communists, I, too, need your money, Honey. 

SEND CASH...No damn gay, faggy checks, or commie Credit Cards! Remember, Jesus loved MONEY, too. That is why his Disciples pass around a collection plate.

Tooly Too, Me NewsTalkers!


When "Dirty Diaper Donnie is IMPEACHED, will you cry or laugh?

I expel gas. I just can't help butoting.


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1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    10 months ago

Most of you lazy left-wing, right-wing TRUMP supporters do not know that I am a BIG SOMEBODY.

I is CEO & FLOUNDER of the BIRD DRO[PING INSTITUTE, a Think Tank For MORONS, No, Idiots, Please. 

We be located smack dab between the Sewage Tank and "Rotten Gardens", our failed vegetable stand.

Some folks don't like the smell, but we do, and so does "Dirty Diaper Donnie", who comes and visits us when he is running from the law.

You sees, we be criminals, too.

COME VISIT US. We be a TOURIST TRAP, NOW!  We Trap Tourists!

 
 
 
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2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    10 months ago

DIRECTIONS:  We be the NEXT EXIT since the one that reads "INSIDE URANUS, BIG MONKEY." 

Just make a SHARP right turn, there are NO LEFT TERMS, in Mildew, OH-HI-HO, where there are no JOBS, not even BLOW JOBS!

Don't be scared, or sissy-fied by the barbed wire fences, the machine gun turrets, or the mine fields, they is jus fer looks...looks dangerous, don't it.

We have our own restaurant, "The CHOKE & CROAK," owned by Digger O'Dell Undertaker, and he certainly is that.

Fer as little as $15.00 per car load, we will let you in and charge you another $15.00 to get out. Some folks NEVER leave, according to our Mayor, "Digger O'Dell", Undertaker! He used to be a TV Star on a black and white TV set, until he got upset with colored TV, and wouldn't do it anymore, no more. He didn't like colored.

So, he dragged his casket to Mildew, Ohio, and became our Mayor, although we didn't ask him to be. He just did it.

 
 

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