Is Dirty Diaper Donnie a POS, or just a Demented, old grumpy POS? Asking for a friend, who is a coward!
Category: News & Politics
By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • 10 months ago • 1 comments
The facts are simple. Trump is an Adjudicated RAPIST. He is also a known PEDOPHILE, a CORRUPT BUSINESSMAN, a CONPULSIVE LIAR, and above all else, a very POOR, POOR, DANCER!
For these reasons alone. Donnie should be IMPEACHED! Removed from the White House, asap. Charged with the multiple crimes he has committed, indicted, and handcuffed while in COURT, so he can grab any woman by the Pussy, which he can do because he was once a STAR, but is now a POS.
Did you mistakenly VOTE for "Dirty Diaper Donnie" because you got excited when he did his jerky dance moves, or was it the fact that he is an alleged billionaire, but you are not...yet desire to be one, with Donnie's help, of course, Horse?
Donnie's parents had so much difficulty trying to deal with their spoiled, rich child that they had to send him to a Military School.
Donnie LOVED it. He once even tried to throw a fellow cadet out of a second-floor window, a technique that Putin has used when he has used up one of his high-ranking associates who didn't do everything he demanded of them. As the Dictator of Russia, Putin could do whatever he wanted to do with Russians, whenever he wanted, which, apparently, was often, or so I have been told by one of my many talented spy HALLUCINATIONS!
Do you have "Hallucinations", too? If not, I can loan you one of mine for a fee.
Stay tuned for my next EPISODE, "JESUS LOVES THE JEWS, BUT REALLY HATES WHITE PEOPLE, because HE was slightly tanned, and, according to my source, Joe Rogan, "The Blond, Blue Eyes Jesus" was an oddity in his time and era.
For more innocent incites to inside the mind of Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", send you housepayments, tax-free to me, and I will send it back to you a thousand-fold, or not, if you are mean to me, cause I am sensitive like "Dirty Diaper Donnie"!
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SEND CASH...No damn gay, faggy checks, or commie Credit Cards! Remember, Jesus loved MONEY, too. That is why his Disciples pass around a collection plate.
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When "Dirty Diaper Donnie is IMPEACHED, will you cry or laugh?
I expel gas. I just can't help butoting.
That's our RIOT GEAR, we ain't never had a problem with our guests.

According to my extensive historical ruminations, Mildew, OH-HI-HOES was first visited by old George Washington, when he rode on a Pony he stole from an IN-JUN, and had to hide in our lagoon to keep his powdered wig from getting wet.
Naturally, we took him in 'cause he was White-White, and was riding on a donkey. At first sight, we thought he was the White-White Jesus that some white folks were talkin'about. But, it turned out he weren't. He was a General in the Continental Army and needed our help.
I'll tell you more when the Moonshine wears off!