Trump said that he talked to Mitch McConnell & ask me If I knew who he was?
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By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • 4 months ago • 26 comments
At 4:00 am, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" called me and said he had talked with Mitch McConnell for six hours, but wasn't sure who he was.
Donnie said it was a "BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATION", but he couldn't remember who the "Brain Dead" man was.
So, I told him it was PUTIN!
I figured that would make "Dirty Diaper Donnie" happy, and I could go back to sleep!
However, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" had to rattle on for four more hours, asking who PUTIN is. Finally, I broke the NEWS to him:
"He is your L O V E R"!
He remembered and went right to sleep. I tell you naught!
Later he called again, and said Is that PUTIN?
"It certainly is", I said, and he went instantly asleep. Donnie likes to sleep more and more these days and nights. Soon he will "SLEEP HIMSELF NO MORE"!
Would you be HAPPY or SAD when that time comes?
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Donnie is a "Jig-a-low"!
"Just-A-Jig A-Low"!
How low can you go for Donnie?
mitch the bitch is either dead or a vegetable ...
they had to revive him before transport ...
his wife left for vacation and is already back from china while he's still in the hospital ...
when asked trump claims he doesn't know anything ...
his wife is now remodeling the house and selecting new tile and carpet ...
poor mitch had 2 warnings in the recent past, looks like 3rd time was the charm ...
bummer ...
Yep, you are right. Mitch "the Bitch" McConnell really was a BITCH!
Is it wrong to drag Donnie's ORANGE ARSE and throw it into the GREEN SCUM REFLECTING POND?
Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell called me once again to advise me and said, "YES, it ok"!
When a DEAD man speaks to you, you should listen and follow his advice, or you can be dead, too!
That is why they call that old fool "Mitch the Bitch"!
Or so, my old friend and fend, Ghouliani, saythe it is!
So appropriate, I could cry!
Donnie really wants to be everything. But he is NOTING!
Yep, that is about right. "Dirty Diaper Donnie" preys on everyone. When is he going to be "Mitch McConnelled"?
Soon, I hope. The stench is overwhelming! Donnie is so unloved
Dismayed Patriot:
Ain't dat da TOOTH?
Something is deeply wrong about "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE"!
Is it his existence?
Have you noticed how "Donnie" LOVES KILLERS!
There is something wrong with that old boy!
Trump should have been a SHAT Digger, instead of whatever the fugazi he is now.
This is where this POS wants America to go, and Right Wing Idiots are willing to install him as K I N G because they cannot even spell their own name.
Have they no decency?
Your name is "DumbArse". Please tattoo it on your forehead.
This has been a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT from another "Has Been", who wants JUSTICE!
This is what TRUMP is: a VICIOUS, SELF-SERVING SOB!
He should be hanged and drowned in the REFLECTING POND for all to see, even if it is illegal. Trump does so many illegal things; we want to join the club.
"Won't you be my FRIEND, Donnie DumbFuc?"
the funniest part of seeing the ayatollah's funeral in iran on TV news clips was all the massive signs in english offering $100 million for trump's assassination, especially knowing that it would be paid for by money trump was going to send them as part of the peace plan ...
Why must the American Citizenship suffer while this POS continues to destroy our COUNTRY, right before our eyes?
How, devangelical, would you react if IRAN'S leadership killed Trump?
Some of my deceased friends say they would celebrate with me, provided I paid for the booze. Even Mitch McConnell called and said he was dead, but he wants in, too!
Donald John Trump is a "BLIGHT ON AMERICA" & the WORLD.
Don't you just love a POTUS that HATES you?
Republicans seem to!
Why, why has GOD allowed this PIECE OF ORANGE FLESH to continue to destroy much of the world, so he, "Dirty Diaper Donnie," might continue to RAPe Little Girls.
Certainly, the DEATH PENALTY should be enacted.