The SOLUTION: Bring back the GUILLITINE!
After our seven-second meeting, here at the Bird Dropping Institute, A Think Tank for Morons, No Idiots, Please, we decided the cheapest & safest way to SAVE AMERICA from "the Big Beautiful Bill" would be to slice and dice the ORANGE DESPERADO by bringing back that historic solution, the Guillotine!
Wiser minds, none that I know, cruelly recommend that other English devices that our ancestors used to solve DISPUTES would be helpful, too!
What say you, "My Fellow NewTalkers.communists"?
Ha, ha, you thought I didn't know what Socialist Democrats means. Well, I do know! I think?
You can't fool a cracked, CRACK POT, now can you?
Any-ho, as I was saying to myself, "In ancient times, huge crowds, perhaps most of England, would turn out for these 'Festive Events', and that would stimulate the economy".
Well, it would be better than those trashy "Wrestling Matches" established in the former ROSE GARDEN by "Dirty Diaper Donnie"!
Whoever came up with that idea is an IDIOT! Oh, I know who it was; it was the idiot Trump.
Why can't we do something idiotic, too?
Think of the Billions, if not Trillions, of dollars that could be raised WORLDWIDE, if we only had enough sense and the courage to hire "PAY for VIEW" to do the job for us, and if people didn't like it, we could do what "Dirty Diaper Donnie" does..." blame someone else".
We should start with "Dirty Diaper Donnie's" Cadre of Sychophants, then move to Trump's PRIVATE ARMY, "ICE COLD MURDERERS"!
The real "MONEY MAKER", of course, Horse, is a
WORLDWIDE CELEBRATION-
that, of Course, Horse would be the SOLUTION!
Maybe we could bring back another cute concept, the GALLOWS for use exclusively for the world's top problem, "Filthy Dirty, Diaper, CHILD RAPIST, CONVICTED FELON, COMPULSIVE LIAR, you know Ho, Ho, we are talking about, don't cha? Don't ya? What say you, my fellow News
Stalkers. Communists?
Remember, eat less meatloaf.
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I believe that I, alone, have "the SOLUTION"!
You forgot to add:
"Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Tank you for this disgraceful request!
The TOOTH is out. The GAY BOYS are in the Oval Office. What do they do there?
CB:
Long time, no see!