Mitch "The Beechachee" Connell called again!
A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!
McConnell called and asked me to go to a dance with him. I was stunned. I thought he was done, or you know!
I told him in no uncertain words that I was through with her, but she cried and cried and told me she might die.
So, I caved. I suggested that she contact his number 2 buddy, JD "NoPants" VANCE.
JD is up to that kind of shenanigans. I am not!
JD and "Dirty Diaper Donnie" are up for that kind of junk!
Is that wrong?
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McConnell without hair. Respect the bald.
Vance changed his name three different times. What was he hiding?
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is an ADJUDICATED RAPISTS!
Something smells in the White House!
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I have tried over and over again to tell Mitch NOT to call me, but he does, even while in a coma!
I need help!
We, as American Citizens, must untangle that awesome wreck of "Government for the Rich, by the Rich, and because Donnie is SUPER RICH",
so help us, ELON-GATED MUSKRAT FACE.
Save America from Yourself!
Of course, Horse, you know that I alone "KNOW THE TOOTH, THE WHOLE TOOTH & NOTHING BUTT THE TOOTH", so help me, Christopher Columbus.
When America is drowning in TRUMP SOUP, we must take our spoons and dip, one dip at a time, to clean out the Reflecting Pond, or we, as a nation of fools, are sucking up to "Dirty Diaper Donnie"!
It is time to S T O P!
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Trump NOTIFIED me on Truth Social that he has plans for me. I wonder what that means? Does he want me to read his plans to him, or is it a sinister plot?
Voting for Trump is like vomiting and then swallowing. That BEAST is sick and extremely dangerous to everyone in the WORLD.
Fugazi, the "ORANGE POS"! I did! It will set you free!
Hurry, hurry, and get some of Dirty Diaper Donne's HAIR PIECES before he chokes, or afterwards, whichever works for you.
I prefer the chokes!