Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
2 Comments
•
7 months ago
Biden Departs For Israel To Preside Over Opening Ceremonies For World War III
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
15 Comments
•
7 months ago
Texans Strangely Unconcerned About Global Day Of Jihad
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
43 Comments
•
7 months ago
Premiers wonder how many Charter violations they can sneak in while everyone is focused on Israel-Palestine
Via: hallux
•
Satire
•
1 Comments
•
7 months ago
Nations Wishing There Were Some Sort Of Structure They Could Build To Physically Stop Jihadists From Entering Their Borders
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
8 Comments
•
7 months ago
GoFundMe To Send The Squad To Gaza Raises $5 Million
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
17 Comments
•
7 months ago
Report: Hot person’s soulmate also hot
Via: hallux
•
Satire
•
1 Comments
•
7 months ago
Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The Populace
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
4 Comments
•
8 months ago
Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time'
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
5 Comments
•
8 months ago
California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
1 Comments
•
8 months ago
Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
10 Comments
•
8 months ago
Manitoba PCs shocked their ‘imply everyone in the province is a secret bigot’ strategy didn’t work out
Via: hallux
•
Satire
•
1 Comments
•
8 months ago
330 Million Phones Go Off After Biden Hits Wrong Button Reaching For Life Alert
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
7 Comments
•
8 months ago
Nation Votes To Vacate All 535 Seats Of Congress
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
6 Comments
•
8 months ago
Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
22 Comments
•
8 months ago
Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
5 Comments
•
8 months ago
Congress Passes Trillion Dollar Stopgap Bill That Will Fund Government Until About 2 PM Tomorrow
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
1 Comments
•
8 months ago
Democrats Criticize Republicans For Wasting Time Impeaching Biden When He's Probably Just Going To Be Dead In A Few Weeks Anyway
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
8 Comments
•
8 months ago
Biden Deploys Troops To Border To Stop Texas From Securing Border
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
1 Comments
•
8 months ago
Moderna promises new vaccine will increase the likelihood of pointless debate
Via: hallux
•
Satire
•
2 Comments
•
8 months ago
Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
10 Comments
•
8 months ago
To Avoid Embarrassing Falls, Aides Will Now Transport Biden Using Presidential Hand Truck
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
16 Comments
•
8 months ago
Democrats Call For New Taxes To Help Government Fight Junk Fees
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
7 Comments
•
8 months ago
Trump Says There Are 'Very Fine People On Both Sides' Of Baby Murder Issue
Via: gregtx
•
Satire
•
3 Comments
•
8 months ago
Anti-LGTBQ “Million March For Children” outnumbered by “Billion March For Not Being Bigots”
Via: hallux
•
Satire
•
4 Comments
•
8 months ago
