Titbits
- Whilst at the park yesterday I sat watching
- a sun worshiper absorbed in warm rays
- as in sky o'er head something falling
- n' some lotion o'er her body she glazed
- T'was a lady who lay breasts unclad
- t'is the fashion these days not a fad,
- other viewers surprised began stopping
- t'was a sight as all stood mesmerized
- for upon her were falling bird droppings
- now why is it I'm not surprised?