New Polling On "5th Avenue Massacre" Shows Trump Standing With MAGA Base Growing
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A week after Donald Trump gunned down a 94 year old grandmother , a 4 year old girl, and a 57 year old Congolese nun who had spent her life treating lepers , in New York's famed 5th avenue shopping district, a new Rassumussen poll shows that among those who call themselves MAGA ,Trump's popularity has gone up 7 points, increasing from 74 to 81% approval.
One of the poll questions was about Trump's intent when he emptied four clips from an AR-15 "Beastmaster" in the general direction of a crowd of window shoppers.
"Only three people were killed" , said MAGA Eunice Flipper, a 46 year old donut maker from Blurly Georgia, "if the president had intended to harm anyone, more people would be dead". Flipper says this indicates that the lamestream media is blowing the incident out of proportion in order to embarrass Trump. "They wont leave the man alone" she added, saying that "gasoline prices are what people are worried about , not what happened to a handful of random people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time".
"I'm not concerned with 5th Avenue in New York City , said Clyde Fripple, national spokesman for the "Patriotic Evangelists" militia group. "This country is celebrating a communist holiday like Juneteenth, and you expect us to worry about a minor incident of alleged violence in a socialist blue state? Hell no."
Marjorie Taylor Greene , Speaker Of The U.S. House Of Representatives, suggested the 5th avenue event was a "false flag" . "No one was killed" she said , adding that the dead and injured appeared to be out of work Broadway actors. Greene did add that residue from a Jewish space laser was found on a sidewalk near the scene, indicating someone had "intended to harm President Trump" that day, and said she will form a "5th Avenue" committee in Congress to investigate.
Mitch McConnell, leader of the Republicans in the U.S. senate, condemned Trump's actions as "trigger happy" , and "unwarrantedly volatile" and offered GOP thoughts and prayers to the dead and injured, while also saying he would vote for the GOP candidate in 2024, even if it is Trump. "I'm not going to hold one unfortunate incident against the entire party in a presidential election".
Rudy Giuliani said that he had received reports that Hillary Clinton was seen at the scene of the crime carrying a two shot derringer, making her the prime suspect in the killings.
Back in MAGA-land, Fineas Turdwell, a local politician in Spoonhead, Mississippi , summed up conservative/ Republican/ MAGA response to the 5th Avenue Massacre. "What about critical race theory?" "What about the "squad"?" These are our nations problems, not what is being done by a man who isnt even president anymore. "
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"Let's not persecute Donald Trump any further"
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No offense, but I think my satire is a little more intelligent.
In other words, "LEAVE TRUMP ALONE"...
Good job JBB, that one never gets old. Is that your 20th repost now?
I have noticed whenever someone starts a sentence with "in other words" they are wrong about what the person actually said or meant. Just like when someone starts a sentence with "you should" can be finished with the generic "agree with me and think like I do".
His use of memes is preferred to actual comments by 9 out of 10 sensible people.
Perhaps it’s inversely proportional to Biden’s declining popularity.
Did you write this yourself?
Good stuff. I giggled
Would JR misrepresent a quote on NT?
Thank god for Donald protecting us from those Congolese nuns. They have been up to something lately.
Has anyone ever noticed how right wingers aren't crying over a satire piece like the liberals do when one of their own is the target?
Is it because right wingers can actually understand satire when they read it?
That and have a sense of humor.
I figured we already knew that, and liberals would just deny it.
If liberals deny they don't have a sense of humor would that prove that they have a sense of humor? Have a shot and think about that as you enjoy your Sunday.
Will Trump ever change?
Depends....
Trump is always crying "Witch Hunt" when we go after him. Well he is the head MAGAT and magat is Latin for witch, so I guess it is after all.
There was a wicked witch of the West Wing (she just wrote a book).
She's gone now. The Select Committee did identify a ghost :
I hear that her book has miserable sales and is headed for the dollar bargain bin at Wal Mart.
George Conway still won't buy it.
John...are you certain trmp even knows which end is the business end of a gun?
Trump's standing with the MAGA base is a bit of a tautology.