New Polling On "5th Avenue Massacre" Shows Trump Standing With MAGA Base Growing

  
By:  John Russell  •  one week ago  •  23 comments


New Polling On "5th Avenue Massacre" Shows Trump Standing With MAGA Base Growing
"I'm not concerned with 5th Avenue in New York City , said Clyde Fripple, national spokesman for the "Patriotic Evangelists" militia group. "This country is celebrating a communist holiday like Juneteenth, and you expect us to worry about a minor incident of alleged violence in a socialist blue state? Hell no." 

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A week after Donald Trump gunned down a 94 year old grandmother , a 4 year old girl, and a 57 year old Congolese nun who had spent her life treating lepers ,  in New York's famed 5th avenue shopping district, a new Rassumussen poll shows that among those who call themselves MAGA ,Trump's popularity has gone up 7 points, increasing from 74 to 81% approval. 

One of the poll questions was about Trump's intent when he emptied four clips from an AR-15 "Beastmaster" in the general direction of a crowd of window shoppers.  

"Only three people were killed" , said MAGA Eunice Flipper, a 46 year old donut maker from Blurly Georgia, "if the president had intended to harm anyone, more people would be dead". Flipper says this indicates that the lamestream media is blowing the incident out of proportion in order to embarrass Trump. "They wont leave  the man alone" she added, saying that "gasoline prices are what people are worried about , not what happened to a handful of random people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time". 

"I'm not concerned with 5th Avenue in New York City , said Clyde Fripple, national spokesman for the "Patriotic Evangelists" militia group. "This country is celebrating a communist holiday like Juneteenth, and you expect us to worry about a minor incident of alleged violence in a socialist blue state? Hell no." 

Marjorie Taylor Greene , Speaker Of The U.S. House Of Representatives, suggested the 5th avenue event was a "false flag" . "No one was killed" she said , adding that the dead and injured appeared to be out of work Broadway actors. Greene did add that residue from a Jewish space laser was found on a sidewalk near the scene, indicating someone had "intended to harm President Trump" that day, and said she will form a "5th Avenue" committee in Congress to investigate. 

Mitch McConnell, leader of the Republicans in the U.S. senate, condemned Trump's actions as "trigger happy" , and "unwarrantedly volatile" and offered GOP thoughts and prayers to the dead and injured, while also saying he would vote for the GOP candidate in 2024, even if it is Trump. "I'm not going to hold one unfortunate incident against the entire party in a presidential election". 

Rudy Giuliani said that he had received reports that Hillary Clinton was seen at the scene of the crime carrying a two shot derringer, making her the prime suspect in the killings. 

Back in MAGA-land, Fineas Turdwell, a local politician in Spoonhead, Mississippi , summed up conservative/ Republican/ MAGA response to the 5th Avenue Massacre. "What about critical race theory?" "What about the "squad"?" These are our nations problems, not what is being done by a man who isnt even president anymore. "


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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
1  author  JohnRussell    one week ago

"Let's not persecute Donald Trump any further"

Mike Pence

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
1.1  Ronin2  replied to  JohnRussell @1    one week ago

Jan 6th committee song- adopted by Democrats and TDS sufferers everywhere.

TDS, TDS, TDS, hey!

TDS, TDS, TDS, hey!

TDS, TDS, TDS, hey!

We keep on lying because we are trolls;

Every night, Every night,

Lyin' to the rhythm in our hearts and souls

Every night, Every night,  

I-I-I-I

Just can't wait

I-I-I-I gotta hate

At the good old troll show, I've gotta go

Every night, Every night

Pardons to Bay City Rollers 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
1.1.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  Ronin2 @1.1    one week ago

No offense, but I think my satire is a little more intelligent. 

 
 
 
JBB
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1.1.2  JBB  replied to  Ronin2 @1.1    one week ago

In other words, "LEAVE TRUMP ALONE"...

original

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @1.1.2    one week ago

Good job JBB, that one never gets old.  Is that your 20th repost now?

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Freshman Guide
1.1.4  Right Down the Center  replied to  JBB @1.1.2    one week ago

I have noticed whenever someone starts a sentence with "in other words" they are wrong about what the person actually said or meant.  Just like when someone starts a sentence with "you should" can be finished with the generic "agree with me and think like I do".

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.1.5  Texan1211  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.3    one week ago

His use of memes is preferred to actual comments by 9 out of 10 sensible people.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.6  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.1    one week ago
Trump's popularity has gone up 7 points, increasing from 74 to 81% approval. 

Perhaps it’s inversely proportional to Biden’s declining popularity. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @1    one week ago

Did you write this yourself?

Good stuff. I giggled

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.2.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.2    one week ago
Did you write this yourself?

Would JR misrepresent a quote on NT?

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2  Right Down the Center    one week ago

Thank god for Donald protecting us from those Congolese nuns. They have been up to something lately.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3  Texan1211    one week ago

Has anyone ever noticed how right wingers aren't crying over a satire piece like the liberals do when one of their own is the target?

Is it because right wingers can actually understand satire when they read it?

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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3.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  Texan1211 @3    one week ago
Is it because right wingers can actually understand satire when they read it?

That and have a sense of humor.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.1  Texan1211  replied to  Right Down the Center @3.1    one week ago
That and have a sense of humor.

I figured we already knew that, and liberals would just deny it.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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3.1.2  Right Down the Center  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.1    one week ago

If liberals deny they don't have a sense of humor would that prove that they have a sense of humor?  Have a shot and think about that as you enjoy your Sunday.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4  al Jizzerror    one week ago

Will Trump ever change?

Depends....

 
 
 
pat wilson
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4.1  pat wilson  replied to  al Jizzerror @4    one week ago

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Paula Bartholomew
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5  Paula Bartholomew    one week ago

Trump is always crying "Witch Hunt" when we go after him.  Well he is the head MAGAT and magat is Latin for witch, so I guess it is after all.jrSmiley_9_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    one week ago

There was a wicked witch of the West Wing (she just wrote a book).

800

She's gone now.  The Select Committee did identify a ghost :

800

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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5.1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1    one week ago

I hear that her book has miserable sales and is headed for the dollar bargain bin at Wal Mart.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5.1.1    one week ago
I hear that her book has miserable sales and is headed for the dollar bargain bin at Wal Mart.

George Conway still won't buy it.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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6  Trout Giggles    one week ago

John...are you certain trmp even knows which end is the business end  of a gun?

 
 
 
Gulliver
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7  Gulliver    5 days ago

Trump's standing with the MAGA base is a bit of a tautology.

 
 

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