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Joe Biden Goes to East Palestine

  
By:  John Russell  •  3 years ago  •  22 comments


Joe Biden Goes to East Palestine
Biden visited a local Burger King restaurant where he passed out bottles of gatorade with special labels on the front of the bottles with Biden's name on them. 

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President Biden visited the beleaguered town of East Palestine Ohio on Thursday, the site of a horrific freight train wreck that spewed poisonous chemicals into the air. 

Using great wisdom and political acumen, Biden visited a local Burger King restaurant where he passed out bottles of gatorade with special labels on the front of the bottles with Biden's name on them. 

The president then passed out baseball caps to the appreciative crowd , a blue hat with the phrase "Joe's Making America Go" embroidered on the front of the cap. 

Later that day Biden announced that the visit had raised his approval ratings by 11 percent. 

The right wing media wasnt buying it though, saying that the visit had made a farce out of the presidency and was proof that Biden is extremely senile. 


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JohnRussell
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1  author  JohnRussell    3 years ago

Say it aint so Joe. 

 
 
 
Ronin2
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1.1  Ronin2  replied to  JohnRussell @1    3 years ago

Don't worry, it isn't.

Brandon doesn't give a shit about the people of Palestine, OH any more now than he did when the derailment first happened.

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Ozzwald
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1.2  Ozzwald  replied to  JohnRussell @1    3 years ago
Say it aint so Joe.

He will never match Trump's concern for the common people until he starts throwing paper towels at their heads.

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Sparty On
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2  Sparty On    3 years ago

Lol .... that is great satire.    

Biden having the chops to promptly visit a place like East Palestine Ohio after that horrific accident?

Funny, very funny.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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3  Just Jim NC TttH    3 years ago
a blue hat with the phrase "Joe's Making America Go" embroidered on the front of the cap. 

More appropriate would be "Joe's Gotta Go" 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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5  author  JohnRussell    3 years ago

Obviously this little article is a satire of Trumps visit to Ohio and how the MAGA just lap it all up. 

Had Biden actually gone and did the same things Trump did, we would never hear the end of it and they would be saying Biden lost whats left of his mind. 

But because Trump, who is actually mentally ill , did it, it is ok. 

We live in a degraded nation. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6  author  JohnRussell    3 years ago

Sadly, trolling is allowed on Newstalkers. 

It is a tremendous drag on this site. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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6.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @6    3 years ago
It is a tremendous drag on this site. 

What a drag it is getting old

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7  Jeremy Retired in NC    3 years ago

It only took 3 weeks and being embarrassed by the Previous POTUS to do it. 

Better late than never.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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8  author  JohnRussell    3 years ago

another seed ruined by mindless trolling

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