The Rude Pundit: It Pisses Them Off That We Were Right About Regulations and That We Actually Do Give a Shit About East Palestine
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2/26/2023
It Pisses Them Off That We Were Right About Regulations and That We Actually Do Give a Shit About East Palestine
Two things can be true at once. We can believe that the people in East Palestine, Ohio, are a bunch of fucking idiots who vote against their own interests repeatedly, electing horrible motherfuckers who don't give a happy monkey fuck about their health or safety, but, man, they sure hate Black people and migrants, so they got your vote. And we can also believe that they should get all the help they desperately need to recover from the toxic chemicals that were spilled and burned when a Norfolk Southern train derailed in their town.
You can hear the nematodes of the right spout off about how Democrats and the "left" ignored the disaster because, as Fox "news" Tucker "You can tell I'm lying because I'm breathing" Carlson put it on February 15, "East Palestine is a poor, white town that voted for Trump. So honestly, who cares? No one in the Biden administration did care and that's an atrocity." And you can wonder, "The fuck are they talking about?" It's a fucking lie. The train derailed on February 3. By February 4, the National Transportation Safety Board was already investigating it. By early morning on February 4, the Environmental Protection Agency was already there to monitor air and water and help where it could. (Seriously: the derailment happened at 9 p.m. on the 3rd. By 2 a.m., the EPA was there.) The Department of Transportation was there, and FEMA was in contact with Ohio officials about what it could offer.
Now, I'm no big-time professional con artist pretending to be a journalist, but I'm pretty sure that both the NTSB and the EPA are part of the Biden administration. I'm pretty sure the DOT and FEMA are, too. I'm pretty sure that means the Biden administration did care and that no atrocity occurred. No, President Biden and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg didn't rush there, but that's not really an accurate measure of the care the area received.
And if the motherfuckers in conservative media and in politics want to racialize this, let's fuckin' go. You know what Tucker Carlson didn't berate the government about? The Flint water crisis, but Black people were the main victims, so fuck 'em, right? You know what they don't talk about on Fox "news" or, indeed, much of anywhere? The continuing effects of toxic chemicals in places like Cancer Alley in Louisiana, which is such a fucking tragedy of high cancer rates in a region of primarily Black Americans that the United Nations has declared it "environmental racism."
Or how about this: In November 2019, there was a huge explosion at a petrochemical plant in Port Neches, Texas. It was one of several such events at chemical plants in the area in 2019. This one caused an evacuation of a half-mile radius and the force of the explosion blew out windows on residences, with others downwind of the place told to shelter in place (and close their windows, if they still had windows). It was one week after the Trump administration had shitcanned a rule on warning people when there were toxic chemicals being stored near them. The rollbacks of a bunch of regulations almost immediately affected the health of people living near these facilities, especially in Texas. Not a fucking peep out of right-wing media because it was all Black and brown people who were affected.
What? You want train derailments? How about the one near Barstow, Georgia, in 2019, where hydrochloric acid was spilled? It's a majority Black town and needed evacuating, but no one demanded that Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao or President Trump visit to comfort people.
Yeah, so, sure, please racialize these things.
Let's acknowledge a few things, too. The Obama administration could have supported tougher rules on what's labeled as hazardous on trains. The Trump administration shouldn't have repealed an Obama-era regulation on updating brake systems on trains carrying hazardous materials. In fact, the East Palestine fucking over might have been averted only if both of those sentences were in effect because the train wasn't labeled "hazardous," so it didn't need the updated brakes. Even as the pathetic hate junkies of the right try to spin political gold out of this environmental disaster hay, they are being cornered into admitting that maybe some fucking regulations are necessary.
What really pisses them off is that the Biden administration, and, indeed, most Democrats and people on the left do give a fuck about the people of East Palestine. It's like they can't comprehend that idea that we might fucking hate their politics but still not want them to be poisoned to death. Left-wing media (real left-wing media, not what the right bullshits about being liberal) has been all over the story, including Mother Jones and Democracy Now!. The right-wing nutzoids can't get their tiny little brains to believe that the federal government might actually be doing what it's supposed to do because it's being led by a Democrat and thus must be degraded no matter how competent it might be. Are there people on the left being total dicks about this (and not just semi-dicks, like me)? Sure. There always will be.
What also complicates shit is that the Republican governor of Ohio and man who looks like he's spent too much time staring through a hole in the guest shower at the mansion, Mike DeWine, as well as all the Republican officials in the state, are declaring that the air and water are fine, just like the EPA. But I suppose they'll just be called "RINOs" or some such shit because they don't toe the Tucker line.
Here's the thing, though, fellow aghast and amused libs. We should do our best to welcome the right-wingers who have newly discovered that we need, you know, government to protect people when it comes to shit like this. Welcome to the party, motherfuckers.
By the way, about a third of the people in Columbiana County, where East Palestine is, are on Medicaid, including a bunch on there because Ohio accepted the Medicaid expansion under the Affordable Care Act, you know, Obamacare.
If you're in the area and feeling sick and getting medical attention that you need because you're covered, thank a Democrat, not Tucker Carlson.
(Note: I'm gonna bet they almost all vote for Trump or DeSantis or whoever in 2024, no matter if the Biden administration gets them all new houses, new jobs, and all the pussy or dick they could want.)
Posted by Rude One at 3:46 PM Older Post Home

Imagine being so desperate that you are trying to equate those two derailments. Two seconds of googling will dispel that myth.
but hey, never miss a chance to racialize a tragedy.
The white grievance crowd racialized East Palestine when they claimed that the Biden administration was ignoring it because they are poor white people.
Only if you are a prejudiced mofo.
Rude Pundit is into tough love.
Where is the tough, where is the love?
What is the point here? Both Obama and Trump fucked up?
Except it was placarded with hazardous labels....and those nifty "updated brakes" wouldn't have keep those cars from derailing.
The East Palestine district voted 74% Trump. Trump showed up, handed out hats, bottled water, asked for 'donations' then left. The railroad tycoons funded the GOP and got their deregulations. What's not to like. Read em' and weep.
Which deregulation led to this tragedy?
Did the Dems get no railroad money?
I like this. The author identifies himself right away as an arrogant fuckwit who believes himself so superior to people he's never met that he knows their "best interests" better than they do.
Straightforward. Direct. Leaves no doubt. Lets everyone know right away there is a very low probability of intelligent thought to follow.
Saves enormous amounts of time.
The author is a fucking flame throwing moron that can't can't get any facts straight.
1) The NTSB already stated that the new brake system wouldn't have prevented the train derailment.
An overheated wheel bearing. Not the fucking brakes as leftist bullshit artists keep screaming about. Trump had jack shit of nothing to do with the derailment. Facts don't matter to leftist flame throwing morons like the author. They can get enough of their dumb as rocks followers to believe anything they spout; and regurgitate it repeatedly.
2) Let's compare the federal response to the Flint, MI water crisis and East Palestine, OH.
Start with federal disaster aid. Obama granted it to Flint, MI.
Brandon the human fuck up machine denied it to East Palestine, OH.
Poor white people that didn't vote for him don't matter to Brandon the Human Fuck Up Machine.
As compared to Trump- that granted emergency federal aid to MI; after governor Whitless caused two dams to burst trying to protect fresh water muscles.
The "But Trruuummmmppppp!!!!!!!" BS argument doesn't work here.
The author really does sound like he give a shit. Maybe he should look up Joy Behar and they can do lunch and have a bitch fest. Of course the author better be paying; because she lost her job.
As for the great job the Brandon check the box administration of unqualified morons is doing in East Palestine, OH.
But everyone trust Brandon. The air and water are safe! Be as self serving as the Establishment Governor of OH DeWine- who cares more about his political future; than the people of his own state. I am sure the EPA tested the water that DeWine and the head of the EPA drank several times- and took it from a source as far from the spill as possible. Trust them they didn't add anything to it either- just in case. The citizens are East Palestine are lying- just like the workers doing the clean up.
https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/former-epa-official-questions-federal-response-train-derailment-east-palestine-ohio/
Facts don't matter to people like the author; and those that follow him. The fact is Brandon's administration has fucked the people of East Palestine, OH; and they don't give a shit about any of them.