Did Hunter Biden's Laptop Snort Cocaine At The White House? James Comer Is Just Asking!
Last weekend, the Secret Service found cocaine in a visitor area of the White House, and Jamie Comer will sniff out the culprit if he has to stick his nose in every corner of the building. He's not above engaging in a thorough search of the Secret Service's underpants, if it comes down to it, so don't tempt him. On Sunday, the White House campus was briefly evacuated after the bag of drugs was detected in an area where visitors commonly leave their cellphones.
And this morning Comer, the House Oversight Committee chair, sent a letter to Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle demanding to know "whose failures" led to this "unacceptable and a shameful moment in the White House’s history." "This incident has raised additional concerns with the Committee regarding the level of security maintained at the White House," he snuffled, no doubt grateful for the distraction from his series of spectacular face plants in an effort to make it seem like President Joe Biden participated in an influence peddling scheme with his son Hunter.
The letter echoes concern trolling by Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton, who sent his own letter to Cheatle Wednesday tut-tutting that "If the White House complex is not secure, Congress needs to know the details, as well as your plan to correct any security flaws." Because a baggie of drugs is somehow a national security threat, unlike former presidents storing hundreds of classified documents in the private club staffed by foreign nationals and open to anyone willing to pay the admission fee. But no one has ever accused Republicans of acting in good faith, particularly when there's cheap political points to be scored using their taxpayer funded staffs to harass the White House.
So the Gippers have passed a happy week celebrating America's birthday by pretending that the drugs belong to "Sleepy" Joe Biden and/or his kid, who maybe lives in the White House. Who can say? Noted RINO Kayleigh McEnany threw cold water on this theory, telling Fox News viewers that the drugs were discovered in an entrance for guests of staff. She insists that a Secret Service agent supervises the area and would have discovered the drugs "within minutes."
But Federalist editor Mollie Hemingway has a different hypothesis — or her "friends" do, anyway. "Surprising number of my friends are hypothesizing that the cocaine is not Hunter or Joe's — but Jill's," she tweeted. "I'm intrigued by how strongly some of my friends think this. I just don't see it." NBC reports that the baggie is being tested for fingerprints or DNA, but an unnamed official cautions Politico that the owner may well never be caught. “Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught” on camera, the source told Politico. “It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.” Naturally Mollie's pals at (Who Funds) The Federalist snort that this caution is further proof that the White House doesn't really want to find the culprit. "If the cocaine caper truly was a security breach that law enforcement officials couldn’t catch at security checkpoints or on cameras, the White House cannot, in good conscience, claim that the first family is safe in the executive mansion," they intone breathlessly (and perhaps hopefully as well).
This is marginally less batshit than Donald Trump's suggestion on Truth Social that the "COCAINE" belonged to "Deranged Jack Smith, the crazy, Trump hating Special Prosecutor" because "He looks like a crackhead to me!"

Can't add anything to that.
My guess is an intentional plant just to fill a few news cycles with lies and innuendos.
Nothing else really going on...
Boredom breeds bullshit.
Likely just another Project Veritas stunt.
So, it that white powder had been anthrax, it would probably be taken more seriously.
it sounds like the Secret Service is still doing a piss poor job.
The Biden's sure are trying hard to do a cover up.
HA! I just 'sniffed' a talking point has entered the room. Boy O boy! It's a smelly 'one' too! Listen! That is the sound of NT 'alarms' going off on that 'point' you repeated in discussion!
In what way?
If I was married to Joe and had Hunter as a Kid I would need some of "Mothers little helpers" too. Since She probably knows more than just a few of Hunters suppliers.........you never know
So, you have a: Question?
No, but I do have all the answers
Hubris always does.
Then, I have a question: Why the "h" would you assume any woman of Jill Biden's age and stature would need supplies of drugs and an accompaniment of suppliers? Go ahead "Mr. fair and balance" - explain it to me.
Sure. Why the "H" would you think my comment was serious? Lighten up, it is Friday night.
I don't play around with conservatives, because mostly conservatives are serious as a hard attack when they spread propaganda all around.
I said I have all the answers, I never said they were all correct. I am not a liberal.
Then by all means, dont.
Enjoy my smile:
I would need a dictionary to figure out the proper pronoun for you.
My pronoun is grand poobah. Please make sure you use it when addressing me.
I'll be sure to emphasise the 'poo' part.
Wouldn't that be The Poobah Grand...With Yoda and all...
Could be but I really like the hat Fred Flintstone wore.
Just remember the Grand part
Remember what?
Good thing you don't live in Michigan, you would be arrested.
This is the type of bullshit that everyone has come to expect from this Administration.
The Brandon administration has changed their story on this more often than Jill changes Brandon's changes his Depends.
When slinging bullshit lay the biggest turd possible. They can't even get their story straight where the cocaine was located.
Sure it just waltzed in to the most secure place on the planet; as was conveniently dropped and not noticed until a security sweep found it.
The amount of bullshit Democrats and leftists expect the rest of us to swallow from this administration is beyond sickening.
If this was the Trump administration Democrats would be demanding every last person in the White House be forced to take a drug test from an independent third party.
With Brandon it is just forget about it. It happens all of the time. And like the leaking of the Dobbs decision; finding out who committed arson/vandalized (even after it was reveal they wrote their names on the walls) of religious centers that provided aid/counseling to pregnant women; and any information on from the special counsel investigating Brandon's mishandling of classified documents from both his time as a Senator and VP- nothing will be released; and no one charged.
To those that elected Brandon the Human Fuck Up Machine- hope you are proud of yourselves- the whole damn world is laughing at the US.
No one cares.
I am making a note to stop reading your comments. They are just too partisan for any constructive discussion.
"but an unnamed official cautions Politico that the owner may well never be caught. “Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught” on camera, the source told Politico. “It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.”
I have to wonder if the response would be the same if the substance was anthrax or something that could go boom.
There was a guest on News Nation yesterday who pointed out anthrax and other types of security risk items have methods of detection. Apparently now, cocaine MAY be added to the list of items the Secret Service wards against.
They could have Hunter sit in a chair at the entrance and if he gets excited there is cocaine close. You could probably train him to tap his feet faster as the quality of coke goes up.
He could sell his paintings on the side...
You're assuming he has a nose for smells after prior years of the stuff. In any case, you don't have to ask him to tap because he appears to have a working mouth to answer with which would be much faster.
Caricature paintings for 250,000 a pop. Plus 10% for the big guy.
I guess you could also just see if he takes his wallet out to buy some.
Speculation? Non-sequitur? Lack of ability to focus? Or, just rehashing-the hash?
That might work if the SUPPLIER is operating in the White House! What do you know-How long have you known it?
All of the above?
You ever see the guys walking 2 feet behind the senators or sitting right behind them? Always whispering in their ears and passing them stuff? Think about it.
Staffers? What do you know about them that I may have missed: Give!
Sorry, no thumbs! Post it here please so I can see it!
HA!
You got jokes!
I would smoke a doobie before touring the WH...
I would smoke a doobie instead of touring the WH.
Exactly, you don’t even need to travel to DC - no brainer.
Don't know much about laptops and cocaine but I'd sure like to ask Comer what he thought Trump meant when he said, "I saved bin Sulman's ass."
Somebody have 'kompromat' on Comer? He is an adult, right? And did have the benefit of an education too? So why is he so much up Trump's rear? What is in all of this for him? What is the payoff?
Why can't the Biden Admin just say its not Hunters?
Claiming the Hatch Act prevents them from talking ranks among the worst in spokesmen history, and that's saying something considering how long KJP has been there.
Because when TROLLS are not fed. . . they die from starvation!
Would you believe them?
I would. It was probably just a vendors samples that he left behind.
Yes, if they had not told conflicting stories about where it was found, not leaked that it would be impossible to figure out whose it is, and not told embarrassingly bad lies about why they can’t answer questions, I would have accepted an unequivocal denial.
so now it’s either they are covering something up, or they are so staggeringly incompetent that they can’t handle something this simple without embarrassing themselves. Given what we’ve seen out of this admin, option two is probably correct, but it shows how low the bar is for competence.
He being the vendor or Hunter or are they one in the same innuendo?
Good question. Seems time for a new congressional committee to get to the bottom of it. I was actually thinking he being the vendor
Every 'crime' ever reported on NT has come with conflicting stories produced by over eager press releases and their fermentations.
Put GADS in charge of it.
Doesn't matter who is in charge, they are all pretty much worthless
So who in the white house is covering up or the incompetent ones? You do realize that Secret Service is in-charge of this cocaine story. . . yes or no.
Do you know who's in charge of the secret service?
It's really very easy to not look like you are trying to make it Hunter's coke without saying it's Hunters coke , which is what it appears the administration is actually doing.
Hold a press conference. Give accurate information. Promise to cooperate with the secret service investigators and do everything possible to identify the person. When asked if It's Hunter Biden's say "No" the first time and then refer to that if asked again as asked and answered. Wait for coke guy to be identified. Easy peasy.
Here's what you don't do (the Biden plan)
Give out bad information and change stories. Plant suggestions it was left by a tour group when that's impossible. Lie about why you can't answer simple questions and then just Refuse to answer simple questions.
Is this evidence you are processing or speculation; don't treat the two as one, please. Choose one, not both.
Why can't Donny say it's not Don Jr's?
It took almost two days to come up with that?
I don't sit here and hit refresh all day.
I am with you. Sean is here almost 24 hours. I drop in every 3-15 days. Some of us have lives.
Yet you have time to post idiotic tripe.
Yet you claim to know how I'm often I'm here. Seems like you get a lot of stalking done in your every 3-15 day visits.
I can't really address how often you are here because so little you say is worth paying attention to. You could say you post every day or every month. I have no idea.
Just stop talking Sean.. Best thing for ya...and the rest of us.