Half of All G.O.P. Voters Wish Party Would Nominate Some Other Criminal Besides Trump (satire)
By: Conde Nast (The New Yorker)
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By Andy Borowitz
August 1, 2023Photograph by Jeff Swensen / GettySaveSaveSaveSave
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Although Donald J. Trump holds a commanding lead over the rest of the Republican Presidential field, approximately half of all G.O.P. voters wish that their party would choose a different criminal, a new poll indicates.
"No disrespect to Donald Trump, who has been an amazing perpetrator," Carol Foyler, a poll respondent who lives in Tempe, Arizona, said. "But it would be great to see a fresh crook in there."
"When he was President, Trump committed crimes at an incredible rate," Tracy Klugian, who resides in Columbus, Ohio, said. "But he's older now, and I worry that he won't be able to keep up that pace."
"Don't get me wrong, Donald Trump deserves major credit for all the laws he's broken," Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Springfield, Missouri, said. "But it's time to pass the torch to a new generation of felons."
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If only it were true. They love the old crook.
Trump isn't going to give up that torch without a fight. (he'll hire someone to fight for him)