The 10 point peace plan Trump is imposing on, er, offering to Iran.
The 10 point peace plan Trump is imposing on, er, offering to Iran.
1. Karg Island will be renamed "Trump's Karg Island".
2. The only hotel in the new resort town will be a Trump hotel.
3. All the Iranian women working at the new US Marine base laundry will wear a uniform consisting of a "You Can Grab My Pussy" t-shirt.
4. All of the mainland's rare earth minerals will be relocated to Trump's Karg Island
5. Criticizing Donald Trump will be an offense punishable by death by stoning.
6. Trump's Karg Island will become the 51st state and Barron Trump named governor for the next 80 years.
7. Iranian elections will all have two candidates hand picked by Trump or one of his sons.
8. All the water 10 miles off shore and in will be dyed gold.
9. The Hormuz Strait will be renamed the Hormuz Straight .
10. Iran can keep enriching uranium.
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Did you mean the Straight of America?
Probably. Yours is better.