Wall Street is reportedly mocking Trump with a new 5-letter nickname
By: David Moye (HuffPost via MSN)
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA
S E E D E D C O N T E N T
April 29, 2026 -- Just in time for Cinco De Mayo, it looks like Wall Street has coined a new insulting acronym for President Donald Trump. And like the infamous TACO, or Trump Always Chickens Out, it also has a connection to Mexican food.
Bloomberg columnist Javier Blas claimed on X Wednesday that one business analyst is mocking the president’s handling of the Iran war by replacing TACO with NACHO.
The acronym is more spicy than cheesy, as it bluntly stands for “Not A Chance Hormuz Opens,” a reference to Iran’s decision to restrict movement through the Strait of Hormuz, the narrow mouth of the Persian Gulf where 20% of all traded oil and natural gas normally passes.
HuffPost reached out to the White House for comment, but no one immediately responded.
But considering how Trump freaked out when he was told about TACO, it’s likely that he won’t be pleased with the new acronym.
However, he can soothe any hurt feelings by remembering that Fox News host Griff Jenkins came up with a different, more positive-sounding but definitely cheesy NACHO acronym earlier this month: “Never Avoids Confronting Hard Obstacles.”
HuffPost reached out to Jenkins for his reaction to the new NACHO definition, but no one immediately responded.
But there were a few spicy reactions to the definition posted by Blas.
Be a good human. Grossly derogatory comments, blatantly inflammatory comments, excessive trolling, mean-spirited taunting and insults, scamming, spamming, and off topic comments may be removed in compliance with the site's Terms of Service and the Code of Conduct. The moderators have the final word.
Tags
Who is online
114 visitors
I like FAJITAS
Gas was $3.99 a gallon when I filled up at lunch today. It's expected to hit $4.99 or higher by the end of the week and I am in a cheaper market.
It's been holding steady at $3.47 at the Murphy USA for the past 2 weeks. If it's going up again I better fill up in the next couple of days
Funny that as a "racist" nation, the black man who was president for eight years had not a single assassination attempt. The White man president has had three attempts in less than a year.
Too complicated. Just stick with Diaper Donny.
I thought it was going to be LOSER.
Lying, Outrageously Spinning Empirical Reality