Split Personality



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Split Personality
link   Split Personality    2 years ago


It's an odd size
close to 12'3" x 9'6"
both appraisers said it should be much more red and that the light background while rare, probably hurts the value.
The white streak is sunlight
link   Ed-NavDoc    2 years ago

Good evening. In the last day or so I had a comment deleted for the reason of Terms of Service. Can you please explain to me what that means? Thank you. 

Eat The Press Do Not Read It
link   Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ed-NavDoc   last year

Please, enlighting me, also, I have no idea what the ToS means.

I suspect it means "Tough Sh*t", but, cannot be certain until someone in "authority" explain to this 77.8.6 year- old "dumb bottom", what in the "Freakin' Frack" TOS means.

chess cat
link   chess cat    2 years ago

Looks as if I messed this up months ago.  Still not tech savvy.  Sigh..

link   Fireryone    2 years ago

Hello Split!  Good to see you both again!!

link   Veronica    2 years ago

Hi,  I tried to accept your friendship & messed up - so I friended you back.  Please click "approve".

al Jizzerror
link   al Jizzerror  replied to  Veronica   2 years ago

Are you a ButtHead?

link   Veronica  replied to  al Jizzerror   2 years ago

Excuse me?

Split Personality
link   Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror   2 years ago

No, Al, she's not the same Veronica from NV, BHN etc.

Eat The Press Do Not Read It
link   Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

Split Personality, I have multiple ones:

1. Wintrope Merridethe, The III, Publisher of Eat The Press-Do Not Read It.

2. Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, CEO & Flounder of the Bird Droppings Institute - A Think Tank For Morons, No Idiots, Please.

3. Reverend Oral Fleece, "Straight From the Street and Not From the Police". Pasteur of the Church of the How Deep Is Your Wallet - How Small Is Your Brain?

4. Doctors Ding-A-Ling and Ding Dong, Siamese Twins conjoined Ass to Mouth, link Trump.

5. "Little Johnnie Jump Up", my stage name that I use because, after performing I often get beat up, if I don't run to me car fast enough.

Oh, how things have changed. Today's audience hurl cans of tomatoes at me, instead of, like in the "good old days of Urine", when they tossed overripe vegetable and fruits.  In fact, that is how I met my first lover. Someone tossed him at me as I was running to my car. Our friendship lasted for years, until one day I discovered that he was "gay". What a shock?

Of course, I had to annul our wedding and file for divorce.

Nigel Dogberry
link   Nigel Dogberry    3 years ago