What Punishment Would Give Alex Jones in Hell?
I commented that when I take over Hell I have a special punishment lined up for Alex Jones. I was offered some help with ideas and implementing them.
What special punishment would you like to see?
And we don't have to limit this to just Alex Jones. I got special punishments lined up for ex-boyfriends and co-workers, too
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Sadly in this case, there is no evidence of hell. So he's likely going to the same place as Hitler and Mother Theresa, his mass (and there is a lot of it) aka energy (E=MC2) recycled, eaten by worms, bacteria and bugs to become food for other creatures.
It is not monetary.
Let him be forced to sit in front of the pictures of the children innocently slaughtered at Sandy Hook. Let him hear the anguish of those parents and families on an endless loop as he continues to triple down.
Let him feel, in his soulless being, just a fraction of the pain he has caused. Let him burn.
Only give him water from a cup with a safety label that reads, "Warning: This water contains chemicals that will turn frogs and humans gay."
But first, he must breed with the frog.
TBH, he already looks like he is the product of inbreeding between humans and frogs.
Waterboarding with kerosene in his anal passage.
I think the 12th century penalty of being hung, drawn and quartered would do nicely.
1. Force him to grovel before Trump for all eternity.
2. Turn Jones own words into mule shit and make Jones eat them.
3. Dump him head first into a vat of chocolate and then unleash 10,000,000 ants on him.
Be forced to listen to extreme liberals rant on an endless loop
Hell wouldn't be so bad for Alex Jones, He'd spend his time cuddling Donald Trump and David Koresh.
No he won't because Satan gave his throne to me. I will separate them. One gets the shit room, one gets the fire room, and one gets the ass raping room. I will rotate them
Ok, these people are making hell not sound so appealing....
Who knew that we had so many fundamentalists?
I could condemn Alex Jones to. . . 'hard labor' making millions of dollars telling the truth and not uttering a single lie. For each lie expressed all that came before it would be swiped away and he forced to start over from scratch. Get to work, Alex!