Trump Says He Will be too Senile to Debate in Late October
By: Andy Borowitz
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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Explaining his claim that a second debate with Kamala Harris would be "too late," Donald J. Trump said on Thursday that he expects to be "way too senile" by the end of October.
"People are saying that they can't understand a thing I'm saying, and, quite frankly, neither can I," he said. "I'm like RFK Jr. on steroids."
"I have the most amazing dementia in the history of dementia," he boasted. "I'm winning at dementia."
Trump predicted that, were he to participate in a late October debate, "That thing I said about 'they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs' will seem like the Gettysburg Address."
"Besides, I don't need to debate, because I already have the support of the Black Nazis," he added. "I've done more for Black Nazis than any president in history."
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I love you, Andy Borowitz!
dementia like the world has never seen before ...
was my first comment the one he flagged?
That was stupid. I'm quoting the article.
he's desperate to drum up some participants to flag on his daily dreck of maga bullshit.
you're so brave, I really admire that. this is the type of article that could trigger the unhinged supporters of a failed autocrat in their most desperate last days of an imploding presidential campaign and pathetic political movement. truth be told, the only thing worse than the moronic rambling of trump is the number of those so mentally deficient they would support such an obvious lack of any redeemable presidential, let alone basic human, quality.
I made sure I tagged it as satire because I was "threatened"
I'm headed for breakfast, so you're up ...
I'll be back later with a wrecking ball ...
okie dokie!
Too funny. We need more Andy Borowitz here and much less Babylon Bee.
... always a popular read.
LOL, I luv Andy.
Trump already is too senile to debate in early September.
I laughed yesterday when I heard trump's last debate with biden in 2020 was in late october. trump is a gutless maga coward that would have full mental collapse being publicly humiliated by a black woman, again ...
I saw a video clip last night of Fox News Bret Baier telling a right wing radio host that Trump is the one refusing to do a Fox News debate, not Harris.